JESSICA
SOSHI ON CRACKjessica_syj [online!] status: I'm not actually alive please don't text me tiffany
mom!
who's your mom?
mamih!
oh god
please step on my face
tell me where you at
why are you scared?
I thought you wanna be stepped on so badly
I'm so excited my heart can't function normally
then why don't you just die
mom you're so meanie 
excuse you but i'm too pretty to be your mom
are you saying that i'm ugly?
well aren't you?
how dare you!
:)
hmm
awwe I'm sorry
I don't wanna text you anymore!
awww 
nuh uh i'm not talking to you
forgive me?
no!
please?
I'M SHIPPING YOU WITH TIFFANY
MY S IS ALL YOURS
now we're talking
i want to thank not only God but also my mom for this bewbs
wat...
that has saved me from endangered species called tiffany
...
why are you here anyways? didn't you read my status?
i did, but i'm not tiffany
oh , okay then
stoopid
WHAT DID U JUST CALL ME?
sorry
why are you texting me anyways?
the fans wanna know your real name
huh?
was it jung sooyeon or jung sooyoung?
my real name has nothing to do with that electric pole
oh so it's sooyeon?
my full name is jessica jablay jung jurassic jiggle jiggle wow sooyeon
please be serious here
do i look like i'm playing?
please tell me your real name jessica shi
sometimes they call me rice cake
WHO THE HECK CALL YOU RICE CAKE?!
that's none of your bussiness
sighs
you can't sigh in text form
oh i can kill a in a text form don't try me
really?
really
then can you kill tiffany for me?
why do you hate her so much?!
i can't?
no you can't!
ooo, okay
geeshh
then what about seohyun? can you kill seohyun?
jessica i'm not killing anyone for you!
then what am i paying you for?! you're useless!
what?!
i'm not even a serial killer and no you didn't pay me alright jessica jiggle jiggle wow sooyeon!
wow what's with the full name
you're pissing me off!
i thought you're my serial killer that i ordered from ebay few weeks ago
how can you order a serial killer on ebay like you order a sack of potatoes?!
because i'm jessica jung
no wonder
don't be freaking rude
i'm leaving you
okidoki, but please don't run
why?
because you're fat
JESSICA!!
ㅎㅎㅎ
hingggg~
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