HOEGWARTS
SOSHI ON CRACK
taeyeon_ss: what's...what's the spell again?
jessica_syj: what spell?
taeyeon_ss: the spell that can make float in the air
jessica_syj: ahh~ it's wigardium levihoesa
taeyeon_ss: why does it sounds weird is that even real
jessica_syj: cast the ing spell and see what happens if you don't believe me
taeyeon_ss: fine fine i'll do it!
jessica_syj: tell me what happens!
taeyeon_ss: uhh... nothing happens?
jessica_syj: are you like, alone?
taeyeon_ss: no i'm with that ravenclaw bookworm who'll animagus herself into evil at midnight
jessica_syj: eww, glad she's not my roomate
taeyeon_ss: your roomate's worst
jessica_syj: atleast she's gay
taeyeon_ss: but i'm hotter
jessica_syj: true
taeyeon_ss: . . .
jessica_syj: . . .
taeyeon_ss: -_-
jessica_syj: SAY SOMETHING U DUMB DON'T MAKE THIS AWKWARD
taeyeon_ss: did u cast an engorgio on your s sica?
jessica_syj: it's natural!
taeyeon_ss: oh...
jessica_syj: u don't believe me? i can prove it to u
taeyeon_ss: NO THANKS I AM GAY
jessica_syj: oh that's better
taeyeon_ss: PLEASE DON'T I CAN'T CONTROL MY POWER YET
jessica_syj: oh? u got power? what is that?
taeyeon_ss: my nosebleed power
jessica_syj: are you sure your parents didn't send you to the wrong school?
taeyeon_ss: i was supposed to go to bikini bottom but i can't swim
jessica_syj: oh god
taeyeon_ss: oh i see tippani walking down the stairs!
jessica_syj: PERFECT NOW GO CAST THAT SPELL ON HER
taeyeon_ss: the engorgio spell? but her is already big
jessica_syj: no dimwit i'm talking about that wigardium levihoesa spell!
taeyeon_ss: will it harm her?
jessica_syj: taeyeon this ain't spotify
taeyeon_ss: you mean stupefy?
jessica_syj: DON'T MAKE ME USE AVOCADO KEDAVRA ON U
taeyeon_ss: (ಥ﹏ಥ)
jessica_syj: don't use that on me
taeyeon_ss: oh! tippani is here
jessica_syj: now, isn't that a perfect timing to cast the spell, taeyeonnie?
taeyeon_ss: ok!
jessica_syj: does it works on her?
taeyeon_ss: OMG HOLYSHIAT JECIKA OMO OMO OMO
jessica_syj: did she died?
taeyeon_ss: NO WTF TIPPANI IS FLOATING I CAN SEE HER UNDERWEAR WAIT IS THAT EVEN AN UNDERWEAR ASDFGHJKL 
jessica_syj: STOP STARING
taeyeon_ss: can i use this spell on u too?
jessica_syj: no this thing only works if the person's a hoe
taeyeon_ss: then i can use this on u hahahahaha
jessica_syj: I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT TAENGOO
xolovestephi: PUT ME DOWN YOU !!!
taeyeon_ss: tippani you have a very nice underwear
xolovestephi: THAT'S MY ING GSTRING NOW PUT ME DOWN BEFORE ANYONE SEES ME LIKE THIS!!!
yulyulk: hmm? is that?
xolovestephi: OH MY GOD KIM TAEYEON PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!
jessica_syj: ops seems like our tiffany is going to have a hard day today
xolovestephi: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JUNG!
jessica_syj: girl i didn't even touch you
xolovestephi: you're the only one who knew this spell it's ing illegal!
jessica_syj: but i'm legal
xolovestephi: IMMA GET U BACK HOE
jessica_syj: only if you can even get on your feet again
xolovestephi: JUNG SOOYEON!!!
taeyeon_ss: yul if u keep drooling this hallway is going to get flood like sooyoung's diarrhea
yulyulk: ppany ahh?
xolovestephi: what?!
yulyulk: you have a sekshi legs
xolovestephi: i know
yulyulk: but it ain't that sekshi without me in between them
taeyeon_ss: omg yul 하하하
jessica_syj: when are you gonna say something like that to me taengoo
taeyeon_ss: huh? u want me to be in between ur legs? that's uncomfortable i prefer the couch
jessica_syj: tch, so dense!
yulyulk: taeng don't make the girl frustrated or she'll turn into the death eaters
xolovestephi: OH IM THE ONE WHO GONNA TURN INTO THE DEATH EATERS IF MY FEET DIDN'T TOUCH THE GROUND IN 5 SECONDS
yulyulk: aww put my girl down taeng
xolovestephi: you heard her kim taeyeon
taeyeon_ss: i actually don't know how to put you down
xolovestephi: WHATS?!!
yulyulk: how i wish i could fly and take you down straight to my dungeon
jessica_syj: oh please
xolovestephi: omg i need to pee!
taeyeon_ss: do u..do u want pampers?
yulyulk: dude she likes huggies
taeyeon_ss: mamy poko's absorbs better!
yulyulk: dude give her kotex!
xolovestephi: NO YOU BIRD BRAIN I NEED TO GO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
taeyeon_ss: jecika this is ur fault
jessica_syj: don't put the blame on me midget!
taeyeon_ss: put tippani down!
jessica_syj: i forgot what's the spell to put a hoe down
taeyeon_ss: was it supposed to be wigardium levihoe or something?!
jessica_syj: nuh uh just leave her be she'll get down soon in 3 hours anyways
xolovestephi: 3 HOURS JESSICA U KIDDING ME?! I'M GONNA PEE ON YOUR ING FOREHEAD!!!
jessica_syj: ew, calm down
xolovestephi: I CAN'T CALM DOWN WHEN I'M UP HERE GET IT?!
yulyulk: poor my baby do u want me to sing you a baby shark do do do song?
xolovestephi: NO KWON THAT ING SONG WILL MAKE ME BURST RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
yulyulk: i'd still love u bb
taeyeon_ss: do something jecika!
jessica_syj: ugh let me refresh my mind again maybe i'll remember the spell
xolovestephi: NO SHERLOCK YOU'LL ONLY DRIFT TO SLEEP WHEN U DO THAT!
yulyulk: do do do do do do do
taeyeon_ss: yul you're not supposed to sing that
xolovestephi: yuri don't u ing start
yulyulk: calm down bb let it all out you'll feel better trust me omg
xolovestephi: i'm going to cry
yulyulk: do do do do do
xolovestephi: KIM TAEYEON DO SOMETHING OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO A TOAD IN YOUR SLEEP
taeyeon_ss: jecika where is jecika?!
xolovestephi: that smartass probably be sleeping by now!
taeyeon_ss: urgh she's so frustrating!
yulyulk: do do do do do do do
xolovestephi: well my is more frustrating right now taetae!
yulyulk: babyyyyyyyy shark do do do do do do do do
xolovestephi: AND THIS PABO AIN'T HELPING AT ALL!
taeyeon_ss: think kim taeyeon think!
xolovestephi: i don't think i can hold this any longer
taeyeon_ss: AHA I GOT THIS!
xolovestephi: you got what?
taeyeon_ss: ACCIO!
yulyulk: do do do do do oh??
xolovestephi: why is your roomate here taeyeon?
taeyeon_ss: too long to explain! seohyunnie can u put tippani down?
seojuhyun_s: tch, this is why y'all bothersome muggles should pay attention in class
yulyulk: no time to nag put tippani down now or you'll go home with a drench robe
seojuhyun_s: what do i get for helping her tho?
xolovestephi: i'll..i'll give u a kiss
yulyulk: what?! no!!
seojuhyun_s: i'm homophobic
yulyulk: phew thank u for being one
xolovestephi: JUST PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW SEOHYUNNIE!!!
seojuhyun_s: no if there's nothing good you'll offer me
taeyeon_ss: I'LL SET U UP A DINNER DATE WITH VOLDEMORT OPPAR
seojuhyun_s: u serious?
taeyeon_ss: yes yes he's my oppar that i knew since birth
seojuhyun_s: ok, that's a good offer
xolovestephi: thank u taeyeon
yulyulk: where's my thank u bb?
xolovestephi: YOU CAN GO WITH YOUR BABY SHARK!
yulyulk: :(
taeyeon_ss: now, do it seohyun!
seojuhyun_s: wait
yulyulk: wait what?
taeyeon_ss: what's with the big book?
seojuhyun_s: i'm gonna turn to page 394 i'm not that brilliant sis let me read this first
yulyulk: ceh
taeyeon_ss: seohyun ah, you're hopeless. i knew that you cheat in exams this whole time
seojuhyun_s: oh it's in spanish. i'll use google translate first sis
xolovestephi: let me just pee already
jessica_syj: oh i fell asleep
jessica_syj: did tiffany came down already?
jessica_syj: or did something else comes down first before she did?
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