Table of Content                                                                                                      

TABLE OF CONTENTS……………….……………………………….…….………pg. 1,

DEFINITIONS ……………………………………………………..….. pg. 3 SECTION 1,

BRAIN AND EYE BLEACH …………………………………………..pg.  3 SECTION 2,

BRATS ……………………………………………………….…..………pg. 4SECTION 3,

GOOD COMPANY........................................................................... pg. 5 SECTION 4,

PLAY. …………………………………………………………………….pg. 7 SECTION 5,

NO-NOS ………..………………………………………………………pg. 7 SECTION 6,

SIGNATURES …….…………………………………………..….… pg. 7 SECTION 7/8,  

ENDNOTES ……………………………………………………………………….… pg. 9.

Section 1, Definitions
• 1.1: Friendship is a two-way street. I am your friend, and you are mine.
• 1.2: Friendship is a relationship of mutual trust, learning, and sharing of joy and
experiences.
• 1.3: Friendship does not go away if we don't get personal messages from each other every single day.

Section 2, Brain and Eye Bleach
• 2.1: The following words are prohibited in picture comments that will result in said pictures showing up in my feed and me seeing the picture and requiring brain bleach: "yuck", "ew", "gross", "ick", "ugh", and any similar words denoting disgust.
• 2.1.A: This rule applies to comments when the prohibited words are implied, or omitted due to surprise exclamations such as "umm...", "WOW!", or "OMFG!".
• 2.1.B: This rule also applies if wry comments allude to the fact that this image should be avoided.
• 2.2: The following subject matters are prohibited from picture comments that will result in the image showing up in my feed: , , berries tied so tight they're about to pop, anything that appears to be an injury, and anything that warrants a Darwin award (including you for showing that picture to me).
• 2.2.A: If it makes you cringe, I probably don't want to see it unless it has significant artistic merit.
• 2.3: Failure to abide by this provision gives me permission to use the ouchy stick on you.
• 2.3.A: The ouchy stick. This is not a good pain. You won't find your happy
place, and I'll have headphones on listening to Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood at full volume so I won’t hear you screaming your ing safe word.
• 2.3.B: In case you hadn't noticed, you can’t leave when I attempt to hit you with the ouchy stick, you won't be able to run or crawl away from the ouchy stick.
• 2.4: It's official, snakes and spiders are added to the prohibited list. Uber-ultra-extra hard limit. No joke!
Section 3, Brats
• 3.1: No prodding or cajoling the sadistic top. This is for your own safety. I say I'm not a sadist, but if you push my buttons I become one.
• 3.2: There are no exceptions, free passes, or coupons offered on this rule.
• 3.3: Failure to abide by this provision gives me permission to use the ouchy stick on you, and ENJOY it.
• 3.4: Yes, the same ouchy stick, only I won't be wearing headphones because I
want to hear you calling your wimpy safe word so I can ing IGNORE it!
• 3.5: If you are the type to poke sadistic tops for fun - reread section 3.1 (the second sentence).
• 3.6: If you insist on prodding the sadistic top and then ask to play, remember the ouchy stick it up, buttercup.
3.7A: The Brat Reprimand Arbitration Team will be selected and given authority to deal with exceptional cases of bratty behavior. BRAT rulings are binding. Asparagus and carrot stuffing is a highly recommended treatment.
3.7.B: A lawyer can be appointed to keep balance in the squad. (JEFFREY WOULD LOVE THIS POSITION).

Section 4, Good Company
• 4.1: Use of the words "" or "" in all dinner-table conversation isn’t advised. Related ual terms and tales of ual exploits are only allowed when the BRAT agree with it. 
• 4.2: It should be loud and clear enough that the neighboring tables are glaring at us, and they should be absolutely certain that we are happier in our lives than they are.
• 4.3: YOU ALREADY SHNOW that the word “SHNOW” is legally patented by Alexa Victor 
• 4.4: Jk she can’t afford it.
• 4.5: BRAT are people that have to follow this contract too, and at any time can be demoted to a member by the whole squad’s vote, EXACTLY HOES YOU AIN’T GOT NO POWER OVER ME. 
• 4.6: Please don’t kill me.
• 4.7: If you have anyone’s cell phone number, Kik, email, or any other form of outside school communication, don’t feel free to send us naughty messages and pictures anytime. Save that for Tyrone.
• 4.8: Let's talk about “Enemies.”
• 4.8.A: If you are taking to Isabella and she talks about us, please don’t discuss it.
• 4.8.B: If you are still talking with Anthony and want to form a plan to try and kill him, please feel free to share.
• 4.9: When associating with anyone a squad member doesn’t like, please don’t talk about it. 
 • 4.10: Sporting events are really boring, Just sayin’.
4.11: If you're dating someone a squad member or squad don’t like please don’t inform us, we don’t give a rat’s .
• 4.11.A: If you ever need back up because you about to jump that no Ex boyfriend or girlfriend, we got you. Just ask Nathalie first.
4.12.A: When knowing about a squad’s crush, don’t blurt it out, please let it stay secret.
• 4.13: If a squad member leaves the squad, please don’t talk about it unless the BRAT agree with it.
• 4.14: If you have low points in your life, please feel free to talk about it with us. We will have total secrecy. 
• 4.14.A: Unless it involves anything that is life threatening.
• 4.15: Can I get an "AMEN" not to talk about religion if people aren’t okay with it?
• 4.16: Do you speak another language? Only use it if you wanna curse a squad member out and they don’t know the language. 
• 4.16.A: Don’t be cursing out es for no reason, hoes. 
4.17: If a person has a crush and/or is datin’ someone and you’re talking about them and their partner’s lives, if the person doesn’t like it, STOP.
• 4.18: Real friends show me their Kik chats, jk.
• 4.18.A: Instagram?
• 4.18.B: Fine, Facebook?
• 4.19: Don’t get salty when a squad member is datin’ someone you like, .
• 4.20: Don’t go after a squad member’s ex, hoe.
• 4.20.A: It's totally OK with the squad member, it’s fine, but WTF happened to the Bro and Sister Code?
• 4.21: Joking on Alexa’s poor is fine.
• 4.22: Joking about races and you step out of line, apologize. You better hope to God it ain’t a Hispanic racist joke. , you better hope.
Section 5, Play
• 5.1: Don’t play around with hoes that will cut you.
• 5.2: If you know us, you know that some of us have very different tastes in music *coughs* Jeffrey *coughs* Don’t go around offending and then say it was a joke, the BRAT will the decide if you get the ouch stick.
  • 5.3: If you think the BRAT is to overpowerin’ talk about it, hoe.
• 5.3.A: You might wanna hire a lawyer before you accuse the BRAT (SPECIAL RESTRICTIONS ON THE LAWYER THING).
• 5.4: Don’t get too crazy, cuz Nathalie will cut you.
Section 6, No-nos
6.1: If you leave the group or get kicked out, don’t reveal the squad’s secrets, because Jeffrey will pull an Anthony on you.
6.2: Talking about squad members is a no-no.
6.3: Homophobic remarks are a big no-no.
Section 7, Signatures (Names are in no special order, blanks are extras)
                    
          Esq. Jeffrey Reyes

                    
         Kerianne Victor
                    
         Karyn Franklin 
                    
          Alexa Victor                     
                    
         DeAsia McCorvey             
                    
         Joshua Fernandez    
                    
          Nathalie Larin        
                    
        Kernosa Herard 
                    
           
                    
          
                    
             
                    
            
      

Version date: February 2016.
This contract may be modified, adapted, amended or otherwise altered without prior notice. This legal contract is legally binding, failure to abide by the contract will result in a touchy stick poke. Future alterations will be indicated by a revision date in the endnotes.