TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. Introduction — “We should have name this The Pink 9!!!”
2. Into The New World — “you ain’t the one”
3. Kissing You — “MY B00BS ARE NOT TINY :((((((”
4. Ooh La La — “u be straight like a pole but can snap good gay pics wow”
5. Baby Baby — “is the torture over yet”
6. Merry Go Round — “I POOP FLAWLESSLY”
7. Tinkerbell — “have mercy on Youngie unnie’s left D:”
8. Honey — “geez get a room you two creepy lovebirds =n=)”
9. Complete — “U MAKE MY LAIFUU COMPUTER”
10. Tears — “*sjhsjh0628 hushed self*”
11. 7989 — “YOU NAUGHTY PEOPLE”
12. Beginning — “ANOTHER ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED”
13. Gee — “well fart me out from your bc I ain’t staying there”
14. Way To Go — “WE’VE BEEN HYUNTED”
15. Dear Mom — “I’m already used to having 8 sisters tho you’re all bunch of weird lame gays of mine already”
16. Destiny — “its 2080 and Hyo still hates u”
17. Let’s Talk About Love — “you’re just plain pathetic and das qt”
18. Tell Me Your Wish — “such frogs”
19. Etude — “I’m planning to set Soo unnie on fire”
20. Girlfriend — “calm yo flat t!ts brah”
21. Boyfriend — “HYOLY TAE”
22. My Child — “this goddamn barbarian frog sigh”
23. One Year Later — “bbuing bbuing motherfather!!!”
24. Oh! — “-THUMBS UP SENORITAS”
25. Show! Show! Show! — “go get dat that Hyo package!!!!!!”
26. Sweet Talking Baby — “go to sleep y’all smh poor generating cells”
27. Forever — “unnies pls”
28. Be Happy — “the straight pole is drunk”
29. Boys and Girls — “I feel like exploding lesbian diarrhea soon”
30. Talk To Me — “THE MAKNAE HAS SPOKEN”
31. Star Star Star — “how did I ended up with these people”
32. Stick With You — “LOL nation’s girl group leader got a ticket for speeding”
33. Day by Day — “I sense sekshi aura lingering in this chatroom lol”
34. Run Devil Run — “we’re seeing a live childish fight between our kid leader and our im choding”
35. Echo — “DID SEOBB JUST PRANK ALL OF US AT ONCE”
36. Hoot — “China loves u”
37. Mistake — “motherfather I didn’t revived to read this lesbianism”
38. My Best Friend — “the number u have dialled is not available”
39. Wake Up — “why watch p0rn when u have snsd”
40. Snowy Wish — “ye dem big b00bs be squeezing ur flat soul anytime of the day”
41. Mr. Taxi — “omg Seobb your existence is a blessing”
42. You-Aholic — “dem b00bs dat a$$”
43. Bad Girl (#9YearsWithSNSD) — “WE ARE GOING TO WAVE LOLLIPOPS AND DO THE CRAB DANCE 30 YEARS LATER”
44. Beautiful Stranger — “sigh I live to read all these”
45. I’m In Love With The Hero — “CHEER UP FANY CHEER UP FANY SHY SHY SHY :D”
46. Let It Rain — “zap yourselves”
47. The Great Escape — “tq for the wish”
48. Born To Be A Lady – “gdi why am I here”
49. The Boys — “=u=)”
50. Telepathy (dp & status updated!) — “B–BRING THE POOP OUT!!!!”
51. Say Yes — “y’all gonna get your s flick later”
52. Trick — “IT’S A BOYYYYY”
53. How Great Is Your Love — “CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEL DA LUVVV TONIGHT”
54. My J — “THIS IS A HOLY CELEBRATION”
55. Oscar — “2017 IS GOING TO BE SO LIT FAM”
56. Top Secret — “It’s going to be titled as ‘These 8 goddamn lesbians that I love’!”
57. Lazy Girl — “GHOST STORIES YES =u=)”
58. Sunflower — “FOOD AND P0RN IN ONE SENTENCE??!?!?”
59. Vitamin — “I’M GOING TO SET YOUR B00BS ON FIRE THE NEXT TIME WE MEET”
60. Flower Power — “WHY WOULD WE CALL OR CHAT EACH OTHER WHEN WE’RE CHOKING”
61. Animal — “if y’all expose me then I’ll make everyone constipate with my chocolates lol”
62. I’m A Diamond — “the hype is REAL”
63. Reflection — “ANYTHING BUT A BANANA D:<”
64. Stay Girls — “70 AND PREGNANT XD”
65. TOP — “/HUNGER GAMES WHISTLE/”
66. Boomerang — “calm ur tetetz”
67. All My Love Is For You — “I!!!!! WASN’T!!!!!!! READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
68. Paparazzi — “I’M ON MY WAY TO SPRINKLE HOLY WATER TO Y’ALL D:<”
69. Girls & Peace — “:D?”
70. Not Alone — “surprise motherf^ckers”
71. I Got A Boy (#10YearsWithSNSD) — “MY YOUTH MY INSPIRATION MY GIRLS’ GENERATION”
72. Dancing Queen — “dear diary”
73. Baby Maybe — “OH MY GOD I GOTTA PEE”
74. Promise — “RIP Makgeolli Buttface ;_;”
75. Express 999 — “no”
76. Lost in Love — “STOP WRITING HATE COMMENTS HYOYEON”
77. Look At Me — “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER”
78. XYZ — “WE ARE STILL SO!!! NYEO!!! SHI!!! DAE!!!!!”
79. Romantic St. — “huh? MAMA? umma…? lol”
80. Mr. Mr. — “SOMEONE NEEDS A CLEANSING”
81. Goodbye — “these goddamn sters”
82. Europa — “sweetie don’t follow the satan”
83. Wait A Minute — “WE ARE SO NYEO SHI DAE”
84. Back Hug — “HAPPY NEW YEAR :D!!!”
85. Soul — “SEOBB I THOUGHT YOU’RE IMMUNE TO LOVE”
86. Lion Heart — “what is coming but never actually arrives?”
87. You Think — “I ALWAYS FONDLE YOU”
88. PARTY — “I need to pee”
89. One Afternoon — “OUR PRIDE AND JOY IS SEO DELICIOUS”
90. Show Girls — “FOR THE GLORY OF MILF”
91. Fire Alarm — “what’s the difference between butts and s???”
92. Talk Talk — “rot”
93. Green Light — “do ants have fingers”
94. Paradise — “I am so done with this group”
95. Check (#12YearsWithSNSD) — “these goddamn lesbian hags”
96. Sign — “SM ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ trash ㅋㅋㅋ”

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