/the squad are seated once again in the exact same room where they did their first QnA session before/

 

Yeri: oh wow! They prepared much more snacks for us this time! Yay! /goes to the stand/

 

flyingcarrot: welcome, you guys. And yes, Yeri, because this session might take a while because of the booming amount of questions we’ve received-

 

Joohyun: wait don’t tell me-

 

flyingcarrot: there are about.. 80 or more-

 

Yeri: /spits out the orange juice she was drinking into Seungwan’s face/

 

Seungwan: OMG STOP-

 

flyingcarrot: -and we’ll be answering ALL OF EM. so sit back, grab some food and read (to readers lol)

 

Seulgi: YAYYYYYYYYY

 

Sooyoung: WE ARE SO FAMOUS OMGG

 

Seungwan: MY FACE-

 

 

 

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#1

@BabyVD:

“What are the 5 things you like about Seulgi? To Irene :)”

 

Joohyun: well… I know that I’m not aware of this before everything had affected me and my feelings and theres too much, I cant just name 5 things because I really like everything about her

 

Yeri: /CRINGE/

 

Seungwan: AW

 

Joohyun: but I mostly like the fact that her existence was meant for me

 

Seungwan: AAAAAWWWWWW /vigorously shakes Sooyoung/

 

Sooyoung: OMG WOMAN STOP-

 

Joohyun: /shyly glances at Seulgi/

 

Seulgi: /is hogging the snacks on the stand/

 

 

#2

“Do u have a crush on Yeri? To Joy”

 

Sooyoung: who wouldn’t like our little Yerimmie so cute so fluffy so smol my little bub I’d do anything for youuuu-

 

Yeri: you broke your promise once to accompany me to the mall because you had to take care of your cactuses at home

 

Sooyoung:

 

Joohyun: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Seulgi: /gasps/

 

Sooyoung: /TRIGGERED/

 

 

3#

“Will you ever find love? To Wendy”

 

Sooyoung: IM-

 

Seungwan: FYI I AM NOT INTERESTED IN LOVE ATM NO ONE IS AS PERFECT AS SEULGI

 

Seulgi: ??

 

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#4

@IAmXyler:

“Has Seulgi ever hated Irene?”

 

Seulgi: WHAT

 

Seulgi: D: NOOOO

 

Seulgi: WHY WOULD I?????? /SHOVES EVERYONE TO THE SIDE TO CLING ON JOOHYUN/

 

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#5

@Mishiki_Yuuki18:

“If seulgi flirts unknowingly to a girl, or seungwan, what will you do? Will you punish her? (In a good way ;)) To Irene”

 

Joohyun: depends. She’s either gonna get or otherwise

 

Seulgi: I am??? Oh NO PLS TELL ME IF I DID I AM SORS

 

Joohyun: then you might need to prove how sorry you are-

 

Sooyoung: EW WHAT IS THIS KINK

 

Seungwan: SEULGAY

 

Seungwan: /winks miserably/

 

Seulgi: omg???

 

Seulgi: someone help Seungwannie she got something in her eyes???? :(((((

 

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#6

@bguimaraes:

“Any contact with Nayeon as of late? To Seulgi”

 

Seulgi: I wont spoil that for you! pls wait a little longer ;D

 

Joohyun: WHAT IS THIS

 

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#7

@jeddyrock:

“why do you love wally? to seulgi”

 

Seulgi: ah Wally… I don’t know.. Wally and I just have this some kind of connection, y’know? Like, Wally doesn’t have any eyes but whenever I look at it, it’s like we’re in this dimension, y’know? Like, it’s a dimension just the two of us know, y’know? so we have this mutual understanding about each other, how we radiate peace for each other, y’know? its that type of peace where it has that chilly surface but deep inside it makes my heart warm and with that we will unknowingly communicate with each other in a level, y’know?

 

Sooyoung: WHAT THE DID YOU JUST SAY NONE OF USE KNOW WHAT THE DID YOU MEAN WHAT THE -

 

 

#8

“what happened to you and momo? to nayeon”

 

Nayeon: yeah, but ain’t gonna spoil anything, I apologize!

 

Seungwan: yoU ING HID YOURSELF UNDER THE TABLE I CANT BELIEVE YOU-

 

 

#9

“cactus or yeri? to joy”

 

Sooyoung: STOP-

 

Yeri: what an obvious respond, ofc she like cactus more wyd wyd

 

Sooyoung: WAIT NO I MEA-

 

Joohyun: boo

 

 

#10

“joy or joohyun or seulgi? to seungwan”

 

Seungwan: DUH SEULGI OFC

 

Seulgi: YAY

 

Sooyoung: I don’t think this is something to be proud of

 

Seungwan: well atLEAST BABY BEAR WON’T STEP ON MY DANDELIONS BECAUSE ITS OUTSHINING HER CACTUSES

 

Sooyoung: NO U LITTLE I MEANT-

 

Joohyun: go to her then

 

Seulgi: ???

 

Seungwan: IM JOKINGKNKJK

 

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#11

@BaePolarBear:

“Seulgi, who do you want to choose pringle or joohyun?”

 

Seulgi: Pringles taste delicious but not as much as Joohyun

 

Yeri:

 

Sooyoung:

 

Seungwan:

 

Joohyun:

 

Red Velvet:

 

SMEnt:

 

Lee Soo Man:

 

JYP:

 

Kim Saeron:

 

PD101:

 

Korea:

 

SHooOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOooookT

 

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#12

@Thousandsunny:

“does seulgi age like a human? to anyone who can answer?”

 

flyingcarrot: yes she does. In fact, her birthday marked on the exact same day as the day she was activated.

 

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#13

@Baby_Chennie:

“If Joohyun ever has that bunny as her pet would you still be jealous? To Seulgi”

 

Seulgi: I am not jealous…

 

Joohyun: oh? Does that mean its okay for me to have it as a pet in the house?

 

Seulgi: wait! NO!!!

 

Joohyun: why?

 

Seulgi: … because…. There can only be one bunny at the house :(

 

Seungwan: /is crying from the inside/

 

Yeri: that doesn’t fit to be a reason? /teases/

 

Seulgi: it does!

 

Sooyoung: it doesn’t? /teases/

 

Seulgi: i… i-i-i-iiiiiiiieeewwwuuueuuuhh-

 

Seungwan: YALL MEAN S MAKING BEAR CRY THIS IS MADNESS THIS IS INEQUALITY(?) THIS IS NOT JUSTICE I AM GOING TO FIGHT FOR HER FIGHT FOR HUMANITY FIGHT FOR BEARINITY FIGHT FOR MANKIND FIGHT FOR HUMAN RACE

 

Joohyun: aw baby, we’re just joking. /hugs Seulgi/ I’ll make it up to you at home

 

Seungwan: THIS IS INSANITY THIS IS WEIRD I WILL NOT FIGHT

 

 

#14

“What would you do if Seulgi got violent again, right in front of you out of jealousy or if she’s even trying to protect you? To Joohyun”

 

Joohyun: /turns to Seulgi/

 

Seulgi: /is absentmindedly staring at the wall with bowl of cookie in her arms/

 

Joohyun: …..yeah I don’t think that will happen again- plus, I won’t dare do anything to make her jealous to the point where she’ll get violent. But, as for the 2nd option… I don’t know… protecting is nice but ther won’t be any blood… right, baby?

 

Seulgi: hm? Did you say something? /quickly turns making a few crumbs fly over Seungwan’s eyes/

 

Seungwan: MY EYES-

 

Sooyoung: haha this is fun

 

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#15

@taenysics:

“what will you do if a bunch of girls start flirting with seulgi ;D to irene”

 

Joohyun: I will sulk

 

Yeri: really, unnie? really?

 

Seungwan: ayo you can’t help it, I mean look at Seulgi, she’s one smoking’-

 

Joohyun: excuse me?

 

Seungwan: -salmon. I was gonna say salmon.

 

Seulgi: I was a bear though?? And don’t worry Hyun I won’t.

 

Joohyun: you know what flirting means?

 

Sooyoung: she googled it up lol, aaaaand she prolly won’t even realize doing it so yeah SEULK ALL U WANT. (I wanted to type ‘sulk’ but I just made a pun)

 

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#16

@emmanuellelin:

“Do you get jealous when Irene hangs out with other girls? To seulgi”

 

Seulgi: like Seungwannie and Sooyoungie?? No?? why would I?

 

Joohyun: OK BUT WHAT IF KISS NAYEON WOULD YOU LIKE THAT

 

Seulgi: …Did you?

 

Seulgi: /drags Nayeon out from under the table violently/

 

Sooyoung: ok looks like we all know where this is going ha ha ha ha

 

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#17

@taenyeverywhere:

“what would you do to protect joohyun when a drunk man or a group drunks man start to disturb joohyun. To Seulgi”

 

Seulgi: BRING IT ON LIL S IF ALCOHOL TASTE GOOD I BET MY FIST DOWN YOUR THROAT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER, ILL PULL YOUR VOCAL CORD ALONG FOR SOME EXTRA FLAVOR IF THAT SOUNDS TOO LONG THEN ILL JUST SIMPLY PULL YOUR INSIDE OUT-

 

Joohyun: SEULGI DRANK TOO MUCH CAFFEINE FROM THE STAND SOMEONE HOLD HER DOWN-

 

 

#18

“yeri or chicken to joy”

 

Yeri: why do all the questions thrown to Sooyoung unnie happen to have me being compared to other kinds of living things?

 

Sooyoung: /IS TRIGGERED/ OFC ID PICK YERI

 

Joohyun: oh look they served chicken

 

Sooyoung: wHERE OMG

 

Joohyun: I lied haha

 

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#19

@blackpopo:

“seulgi, what author is doing right now?”

 

Seulgi: SHE BE TYPIN KINDA SOMETHING WANT IT ALL THE TIME NEED IT EVERYDAYYYY

 

Sooyoung /Seungwan: /HOLDS HER DOWN/

 

Yeri: she’s typing in her laptop I don’t even know if she’s listening to us-

 

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20.

@jellysone:

“Downy fabric softener or seulgi? To Joohyun”

 

Joohyun: are you kidding me, Seulgi of course! I am not Sooyoung lol

 

Sooyoung: WOMAN HOW DARE YOU

 

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#21

@HereForMimo:

“Honestly, bunnies or bears?(To Seulgi)”

 

Seulgi: THE ONLY BUNNY I LIKE IS JOOHYUN SCREW OTHER BUNNIES THAT’S TRYING TO GET CLOSE, BEAR KINGDOM RULE YEAAAAAH

 

Yeri: unnies, I’m scared-

 

/the interview had to stop for a moment due to Seulgi’s high/

 

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#22

@taetoro24:

“is irene delicious? to seulgi ;)”

 

Seulgi: delicious??

 

Yeri: what? Did you guys have a special lunch without me or something?

 

Seulgi: Joohyun is not food???

 

Sooyoung: dude the heck, then please explain why you answer question #11 like that?

 

Seulgi: what?

 

Sooyoung: /whispers/

 

Seulgi: OOOOOOH. Hahaha. Very /winks adorably

 

Joohyun: I don’t know which one should I spray with my Febreeze, you or that satan-

 

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#22

@HereForMimo:

“Are you interested in anyone? To Wendy”

 

Seungwan: /slams table in agony/

 

Seungwan: NOOOOO DAMNIT /SOBS/

 

Sooyoung: aw it’s okay /pats her shoulder/

 

Seungwan: DON’T TOUCH ME WOMAN-

 

Seulgi: aw it’ okay /pats her shoulder/

 

Seungwan: DDEULGIIIIIIIIII ;A;

 

Sooyoung: oh wow

 

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#23

@ANNMATUMOTO:

“You should get a girlfriend too hahahaha. to wendy”

 

Seungwan: WHY IS EVERYONE TRIGGERING ME

 

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#24

@Udontcare:

“yeri or your cactuses? to joy”

 

Yeri: SEE?? OH MY GOD.

 

Sooyoung: I CHOOSE YERI

 

Sooyoung: STOP IT HOOMANS-

 

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#25

@ANNMATSUMOTO:

“is Seulgi a good kisser? To joohyun”

 

Joohyun: oh I don’t know, are you?

 

Seulgi: am I? do you want me to prove it?

 

Seungwan: tis has reached the point where I am no longer in awe so please refrain-

 

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#26

@vesc2gm:

“what if seulgi turns into a cactus? to everyone (esp joy)”

 

Sooyoung: that’ll be lit

 

Joohyun: I refuse to believe that I am alive under a huge lie

 

Seungwan: cacseul sounds like an incoming apocalypse

 

Yeri: NO

 

Sooyoung: :(

 

Seulgi: but that sounds amazing????

 

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#27

@Minyulkeycoleisbest:

“Joohyun-ah? What if Wendy and Joy suddenly kiss seulgi on the lips?”

 

Joohyun: I believe in them, they won’t do such a thing.

 

Sooyoung: OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT WAN-

 

Seungwan: OMG I DID, DID YOU-

 

Sooyoung: I AM ABOUT TO CRY?????

 

Seungwan: YOU CAN COUNT ON US BUDDY WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN

 

Joohyun: stop.

 

 

#28