My kitten is an evil genius (Title pending)

Description

After an innocent experiment in the chemistry lab goes horribly wrong, Yixing tries his hardest to please his lab partner/roommate Jongdae who he, unfortunately, turned into a tiny kitten. Fear (induced by adorable wittle 'ChenChen') of being deported for harming a 'valuable'  South Korean citizen (BY accident!) Yixing is forced to tote around the now little 'ChenChen' all over campus as punishment. Little does he know 'Jongdae' has a few evil ulterior motives: If he's going down, he's taking a few of his idiotic friends with him! Yixing's poor health takes a drastic turn for the worst as classmates and friends show up at his doorstep holding adorable little animal versions of his once 'human' friends one by one. If developing ulcers weren't bad enough, now he has cute talking animal friends who want nothing more than to make his life a living hell (Unintentional of course.) (Unless your Kim Jongdae; boy genius). Faced with a serious problem How is he gong to turn everyone back to normal?  Is there even a cure to make his friends normal again? (not that any of them are relatively close to being 'normal') AND HOW can he murder Jongdae aka the all great and powerful 'ChenChen' without directly murdering him?

Genre: Fluff, crack comedy, mystery, friendship, bromance, hint of romantic tension...or is it ?

Characters:

 
Zhang Yixing. 
Age- 24
Major: Early Childhood Development
A sweet guy who wants to be a teacher. To outsiders looks like a ditzy pushover, but is just happy to help those in need. Roommates with Jongdae whom he considers is a mad scientist.  Has zero knowledge on taking care of animals or science. 


   
Kim Jongdae- 'ChenChen' (tabby cat)
Age- 23
Major:  Unknown
The country's brightest mind with ambitions to change the world, now an adorable kitten with evil plans to take over the world and rule all "pitiful humans". 

 
Park Chanyeol
Age 23
Major: Psychology (Music)
The guy you run to when you don't have anyone else (reasonable) to run to.  Annnd also the guy who will steal your food when you are not looking, and will help try to help you find it afterwards. Lives alone since no one can take his strange behavior (i.e: wandering around the apartment with different musical instruments and playing way into the night, eating strange meals that should never be put together, air drying after showering)   

 
 
Oh Sehun- 'Hunnie'
Age 21
Major: Theatre
Not exactly evil or the meanest kid you will come across, but will give you a headache for how sarcastic and poker face he can be to you (and will laugh at your pain because he is the 'baby' and cannot be harmed). Has zero respect for his 'hyungs' who he claims are complete sappy morons unless your Joonmyun then you're the coolest guy ever.  In a nutshell: he's spoiled and he knows it.

Byun Baekhyun- Baeky (Brown haired bunny rabbit)
Age 23
Major: Law
Self-claimed "Ladies Man" and "Love Expert", but never seems to be in a relationship (or make it to a second date). Best friends with Chanyeol and shares an apartment with Minseok (Because he can't be getting '-blocked' by his best friend with his unruly table manners). But is deep down a really good guy who is always there for his friends (even if he likes to pretend otherwise).


 
Do Kyungsoo
Age- 22
Major: British Literature
He never understood what he did to get into the group of morons he has the displeasure of calling his 'friends'. Or why he goes along with the terrible decisions they make the whole group partake in (He still hasn't lived down his rapping tidbit Baekhyun made him do in the Spring program their senior year) Either way, he sadly now has no one else to socialize with (he's a bit of a wallflower and people have been blackmailed by Chen and Baekhyun from ever hanging out with their owlish friend). May look like a stone hearted person but is really shy and prefers his books to people.

   

Kim Jongin- 'Kai' (Wolf)
Age- 22
Major: Art History

Goes with the flow, and is always up for anything. Introverted at his core. No one is entirely sure what is going on inside his head since he mostly keeps to himself unless Sehun or Chanyeol drags him out to do something with everyone. 

Kim Minseok
Age: 26
Professional Soccer Player (Has a degree in Communications)
The oldest and probably the most sensible one in the group. He relished the day he got scouted to play professionally, just so he wouldn't have to deal with his crazy friends. But that doesn't stop them from dragging Minseok back into their crazy adventures. Easy going and the peacekeeper, Minseok is naturally the one everyone loves to be around. 

  

Kim Joonmyun- 'Gramps' (Hedgehog)
Age: 24
Major: Engineering

He was merely walking by the gymnasium in high school when he got into the shenanigans Baekhyun and Chanyeol were plotting on the basketball team and every since that dreadful day, he had been held prisoner to the group of weirdos. His angelic personality makes him easy to get along with till he gets ignored by everyone and his bossy side comes out. Considered Jongdae's "" by the group (for always being the of his jokes and always doing whatever Jongdae tells him to). Dote's on Sehun and Kyungsoo. 

Foreword

Forward:
Yixing flinched when another flash of lightening struck outside and cowered when the thunder rolled over the campus. There was a flash of white, setting the dark lab room a glow followed by a loud crackling bang that rattled windows.  It wasn't that he was afraid of the storm outside, he was just concern for the unknown liquid in his hands that his roommate/best friend asked him to retrive. Jongdae didn't say it was dangerous. But one could never be too careful with the resident genius of SLS University, for all Yixing knew he could be holding a liquid bomb that would blow the whole science department to smithereans. 
"Hey Yixing!" shouted Jongdae from the room next door "Get your scrawny in here! This SS61 can't be expose to open air for too long and you have the canister!"
Yixing patted his pullover pocket and felt the smooth metal surface of the canister there. Closing his eyes tightly, Yixing ran out of the room afraid of being alone in the dark room. Dashing into the room, the young man spotted Jongdae in the center of the room holding a beaker in is hands that seemed to give off a strange bluish glow. The closer he got to Jongdae the more mad he looked. Yixing was half expecting him to burst into an evil cackle. That would be so Jongdae like.
"I have your thingy you asked me to get." mumbled Yixing, putting the medium sized beaker in his hands on the table next to Jongdae while pulling out the canister in his pocket.
"Excellent." muttered Jongdae holding up the glass in his hands and peering over it,making him look sinister in Yixing's eyes "Give it to me."
"You look like a cracked out Dr. Frankenstien," blurted out Yixing as he handed over the canister 
"Tch, Frankenstien wishes he looked as good as I do," retorted Jongdae taking the canister and unlocking it "and was as smart."
"Uh," was all Yixing was able to reply to that. 
All things considered, how do you respond to something like that? Jongdae could be right about the smart part, but then again we are talking about a fictional character. Yixing was about to open his mouth and make another remark when Jongdae spoke first.
"You see that hydrogen peroxiode on the table?" asked Jongdae as he steadily poured the glowing blue liquid into the smoking canister
"Yeah," replied Yixing, even though he had no clue what the heck it even looked like. 
In his defense there was only three beakers and one empty glass jar on the table, so it could of been anything.
"The one that looks like water 'Xing," mumbled Jongdae the corner of his lip twitching "anyway pour it into the glass jar there."
Yixing obyed and poured the beaker of hydrogen peroxide into the jar, while Jongdae continued speaking to him, instructing him to pour the second beaker filled with another liquid that Yixing couldn't rightly remember what it was called. Finally the last beaker on the table, Yixing held it in his hand as Jongdae finished pouring the last of the SS61 in his canister locking it securely before putting it on the table. 
"Right," muttered Jongdae, "Okay, hand me that and pick up your notebook so you can take notes on the beauty I have picked out for your science project."
Yixing nodded his head and handed over the last beaker before turning around and jogging over to his backpack to retrieve his notebook.
Winter break was next week, and his professor FINALLY came around and told him he was missing an assignment and if not turned it by midnight TODAY he would be failing his class and his scholarship would be in jepurdey of being taken away, AND he would have no means of paying tuition next year and would have no choice but to drop out and go back home. Yixing didn't want to go home! It was crowded! 
Thankfully having Jongdae as a roommate and best friend came with some perks. Jongdae was a genius! He had done a million experiments in his day (he was younger then Yixing by a year). After spilling out that he needed to do a small science experiment before midnight and turn it in, Jongdae jumped to his feet, running out of the room instructing Yixing to meet him at the Science Dept. of the campus. Chemistry Lab 4. And to bring dinner and his Mountain Dew Voltage. Standing in the middle of the apartment clearly lost, Yixing nodded his head in agreement before picking up the mess of papers filled with complicated formulas written on them that Jongdae threw all over the floor as he dashed out of the tiny livingroom they shared. 
Packing leftovers from the night before and Jongdae's soft drink in a thermost (they hadn't washed dishes yet), Yixing threw his backpack over his shoulders and left the apartment to follow his roommate, taking his time since he really didn't know what Jongdae was planning. He even contemplated calling Minseok hyung to come down to the univeristy campus with him, just in case he needed the extra company and or assistance on his assisgnment. But he decided against it since he faintly remembered the man had practice on Tuesday's or was it Thursday's?
Yixing walked back to the table, holding his notebook to his chest and the thermost of soda pop in his hand for his roommate, staring over Jongdae's shoulders at the glass jar filled with unknown products. 
"What is we are making exactly?" wondered Yixing curiously as he stood next to Jongdae putting the thermost next to the SS61 canister
"Its just a simple solution of hydrogen peroxide, saturated potasium iodide and ordinary dish soap," explained Jongdae holding up the beaker for Yixing to see, "mix it together and we will get this-"
Jongdae poured the beaker into the glass jar and before Yixing's eyes the thing began to expand and overflow in the glass jar and over the lab table, making a soft blue foamy substance. Yixing laughed happily at the sight, this was brilliant!
"Wow!" exclaimed Yixing excitedly "What is this?"
"Foam." answered Jongdae chuckling at his friends reaction "Cool right?"
"This is awesome!" said Yixing in awe "How did you know how to make it?"
"I was goofing off one day as a kid and made foam," shrugged Jongdae, "okay, you should get to writing out your experiment, shouldn't take too long. Oh,also explain that this is a good science project for children, maybe that will give you bonus points."
"Your awesome Chen," smiled Yixing quickly scribbling in his notebook
"I know I am." grinned Jongdae
Yixing was in the middle of his note taking when Jongdae tapped his shoulder and explain he was going next door to put the canister in the freezer and he will be back soon. He also asked him to get dinner out so they can eat, and to pour him a glass of his sweet blue drink. Yixing mumbled a 'yes' and when he looked up, Jongdae was nowhere to be seen. Closing his book, the young man set to taking out their dinner and setting it up on the table across the foamy table. Yixing grabbed the thermost on the table and paused for a second when he felt how light it was. He could of sworn he filled it up to the brim, now it felt empty. Staring at the thermost with a puzzled expression, Yixing slowly opened it and peered inside. To his relief it was in fact still full. Thermost these days were very strange. Well at least Jongdae's soda was nice and cold still. Yixing turned around when he heard Jongdae singing outloud to himself, quickly pouring the soda beverage into a plastic cup he packed, Yixing held up the drink for his friend to take.
"Thanks," sighed Jongdae gratefully, gulping down the soda without care
Yixing dug in his bag and brought out a bottle of water for himself, he never did like Chen's choice of soda. 
"Dinner is ready," commented Yixing turning to the table and taking a seat
"Oh I envy the man who marries you," chirped Jongdae, laughing out loud when Yixing threw the cap of his watter bottle at his face
"Shut up!" pouted Yixing "It can also be a woman, you don't know!"

*


Yixing fell out of his bed with a start as a high piercing scream filled the tiny apartment. Scrambling to his feet, tangling himself out of his bedsheet Yixing grabbed his toy lightsaber (a gift from his StarWars crazed friend Joonmyun) by the door, he ran out of his room and burst through Jongdae's room holding the toy like a weapon.
"Jongdae?" gasped Yixing, turning on the lightsaber and making the whole room glow green.
Jongdae's room was disserted, the twin sized bed looked like it had been slept in, Jongdae's clothes were all over the floor (not that that was weird, Jongdae had a habit of walking out of his clothes whenever he felt like it), but Jongdae was nowhere to be seen. Yixing could of sworn he heard his friend scream from his bedroom. 
Taking a step back out of the room, Yixing peeked into the small livingroom and didn't see Jongdae there. He looked behind him where the restroom they shared was and the door was wide open with no Jongdae there either. Scrunching up his eyebrows in confusion, Yixing looked back into the bedroom and looked around again, where was Chen?
"Jongdae?" asked Yixing out loud again
"'Xing..." came a quivering voice belonging to Jongdae "down here." 
Dropping his defensive stance, Yixing got down on his knees and crawled around on the floor till he got to the bed and peeked underneath it. He wrinkled his nose when he saw a few old dirty socks, dust bunnies, and old food wrappers. Jongdae really needed to clean underneath his bed! Yixing unexpectedly let out a squeaky sneeze when the dust tickled at his nose. 
"Cover your mouth!" snapped Jongdae in disgust
"Sorry sorry," aplogized Yixing covering his mouth but paused for a second.
Wait.
Yixing tilted his head back down and peered back underneath the bed and scanned it. Jongdae's voice came from down here. Didn't it?
Shoving the garbage away (he was going to need a shower after this) Yixing pointed his lightsaber around the space. He stopped moving the saber around when his eyes landed on a pair of glowing orange eyes in the far corner of Chen's bed. His heart stopped beating when he saw what appeared to be tiny horns on top of eyes. Yixing screamed and pulled away from the bed, holding the lightsaber like a weapon once again. The devil was underneath Chen's bed!
"Stay away!" screamed Yixing, scooting backwards on is trying to get away from the demon, "What did you do to Chen!?"
"Calm down its me!" shouted Jongdae
"Liar!" cried Yixing, "ChenChen is many things, but he is not the Devil, at least not to me!"
"Hey!" shouted Jongdae angrily "That's rude!"
Yixing let out a whimper when his back hit the door and he pulled his knees up to his chest, pointing the plastic sword like a gun at the bed. He clenched his eyes tightly and started to simultaniously scream and swing the lightsaber around like a mad man when he heard scratching on the floor in front of him. He kept swinging till he actually hit something small and squishy. He quickly opened his eyes as the little creature fell against the window by the bed pulling the curtain down with it. Yixing stayed where he was  holding his breath as the curtain started to move around and out came a small dark brown stripped kitten, glaring at him. He blinked in confusion. When did they get a kitten?
"THAT hurt!" snarled the kitten.
"You can talk." blurted out Yixing softly
"Uh, yeah," said the kitten bluntly blinking its eyes impatiently "what did you expect me to do? Meow?"
"You sound like Jongdae," mumbled Yixing, sitting up to get a better look at the cute kitten who was looking at him sternly
"That's because I AM JONGDAE YOU IDIOT!" screamed the kitten, its tail sticking up along with its short fur
"WHA-!?!" shouted Yixing jumping in his seat only to hit the top of his head on the doorknob and successfully knocking himself out.
"You've GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!" screeched the kitten named Jongdae, who attempted to throw his arms up in frustration but only ended up loosing his balance and falling off the bed again with a squeak. "Damn it all!"
*

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cc_kouga #1
Oh God, fluffy animals, err fluffy members! Will be waiting patiently for the first chapter. XD XD XD XD