The Crimson War

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Ever wonder what it would be like if your period was a person? 

Seulbi doesn't need to mark the days on her calender, she doesn't  need to keep track of her 28 day cycle because when that time of the month comes...oh she knows

Because every month an idiot named Byun Baekhyun would appear and hang around for 7 days.

"He's a real pain in the but at least I know I'm not pregnant...right?"

Yeah right, thanks mother nature. 

Foreword

"Hey...hey..." 

"Mm...five more minutes."

"Seulbi, the last time I woke you up in time you were lucky enough to find the flag of Japan on your undies...if you don't wake up now...it'll be the flag of China!" 

Seulbi's eyes shot open. I know that voice. She sprang up in bed, wide eyed to see Baekhyun laying there.

"Morning boo, guess who came to visit?" 

She gawked. "YOU'RE EARLY!"

"hA! I know! The chick before you finished real fast, she sorta kicked me out."

Seulbi gasped. "I have a date with Sehun later!" 

Baekhyun snorted. " that little black dress you were gonna wear because honey you're gonna bloat and eat eVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE."

"....BYUN...BAEKHYUN!!!!"


[a/n]: haha here's a short comedy fic :) 

inspired by this video I watched on youtube titled "If your period was a person", the entire time I was like what if my period was a person? And for some reason, I imagined an overly sassy Baekhyun dressed in red ting on me for 7 days straight lol 

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vronvron
247 streak 0 points #1
Chapter 9: this was too good~~ made me laugh and giggle along the way~ <3
Wooyaboya
#2
Chapter 1: HE IS SO ANNOYING HE'S A REAL PERIOD
Somesillysoul #3
Reading this again. Congrats to be featured anyway :)
samii07
#4
Chapter 3: OVARY ACTING I know sooo many ppl who would get ridiculously pissed if they heard that lol
Lucky me I have junmyeon
samii07
#5
Chapter 2: This is hilarious baek is perfect for the annoying period guy,lol balls deep into a tub of ice cream that got me TT
_aapropaty_
#6
Chapter 9: I was super depressed but I feel better now. Thanks!
Sway10
#7
Chapter 9: Just finished the story and it was very entertaining and funny!
Acc41rsn
#8
Chapter 9: Lmaoooooo congrats on the feature!! I re read it to see how it ended
amaninaIman
51 streak #9
Congrats!!