Into the Woods
If You
Eotteoke Dara!
Where am I?
I'm getting really scared.
Of all the places that I should've went to, I chose to go to the woods.
Damn you Kwon Jiyong! It's your fault. You should be the one lost, not me! Ack!
It's getting dark, and here I am, lost and alone.
I don't know how long i've been wandering around, but in my mind, I think it's been 2 hours.
Aigoooo! Help me juseyo!
I tried calling Jjangmae, but there's no signal.
Of course there's no signal.
I'm in the middle of nowhere. On an island.
What did I expect? ㅠㅠ
"Yo..Yobose..yo? Is.. anyone... out here?"
My hands and knees were shaking as I continued walking at an unknown path.
The wind is really getting cold.
The path is all muddy and slippery because of the rain.
Help me.
Please.
I want to cry, but I know it won't be of any help.
So instead, I sat down on one of the rocks.
I need to calm down and think of a way.
Majja! You can do this Dara!
Think of all the possible things that'll happen.
Scenario 1
I become possessed by Sherlock Holmes' spirit and i'll eventually find my way back. Kya! Manse!
Scenario 2
As I was walking, wolves start to attack me and devour me! Aniyaaaaa! T_T
Scenario 3
Breaking news! "After 2 years, the missing body of Sandara Park of 2NE1 has been discovered. It was found on a rock." o_O
Scenario 4
Jjangmae and the team found out that I was missing and started a search-out operation. Hwaiting Jjangmae!
Kre! That's right! Jjangmae is a genius and they should be here any moment.
I don't think continuing to walk will be good.
I think i'll become lost even more.
My eyes kept on looking around.
Who knows what's lurking in here.
Buseowo! (I'm scared.)
Eomma! Cheondoong-ah! Anybody?!
What if there are wild animals here?
Or ghosts?
Andwae! Please don't let me die out here.
*kshk kshk*
Huh?
What.. was that noise?
I tried to look at where the noise came from but I can't see anything because it's dark.
Ohmygod. Please help me. I don't know what to do anymore. That jerk! Maybe he haven't told Jjangmae which way I went!
My heart is really beating fast, and my body is trembling.
I'm too scared to know what might come for me.
Eotteokke?!
I should hide behind this rock.
Kre!
*kshk kshk*
I started biting my fingers and Tears started to fall from my eyes.
Other than the crickets and that noise, the only thing I can hear is my heartbeat going crazy.
I don't want to die yet jebal.
*kshk kshk*
Omo it's getting louder. Meaning it's coming near me.
I closed my eyes.
*kshk kshk*
Dear God, if this is how I die, please let my mom, Cheondung, Durami, my 2NE1 sisters and other friends know that I love them. Please take care of them.
I took a deep breath. My last breath if ever. Annyeong world.
And that is the end of this story. Thank you chingus for reading this!
Moral lesson: Don't wander in the woods alone.
Pyong!
Nah! You guys might kill Coco instead if she cuts this story off right now.
Now where was I?
Oh! Right!
--
I took a deep breath. My last breath if ever.
Annyeong world.
"Noonaaaaaa!"
Huh?
My eyes quickly opened.
Am I hearing things?
"Eodiyaaaaaa?! Noonaaaaa..."
No! I'm not hearing things!
Someone actually came to save me!
Manse! I'm not gonna die!
I wasted no time and stood up.
I don't care if I will look ridiculous infront of the rescuers, but I started jumping and raising my hands.
"Yeogiyo! Yeogiyo!" (Here!)
Gosh I sounded desperate!
But who cares! I just want to get out of here!
A flashlight pointed at my face.
Finally!
But then...
While jumping up and down...
I slipped. "Omo!"
And fell flat down on my .
"Appeo!!" I yelled.
I think I might've broken something. It hurts so bad! Damn it! Why am I so unlucky!
Then someone rushed to my side.
"Gwenchana?! What happened?"
I was crying really loud and looking at my legs.
And my pants who is now covered with mud.
I know it was slippery and yet I jumped around? Pabo!!
"Ahjushhiiiii.. *hik*... my.. My feet..hurts..*hik* neomu appeo!"
I sounded like a toddler, but who cares, the pain was too real!
And i've just been saved, so my emotions just really exploded.
"Let me see. Hold this." And he handed me the flashlight.
He folded my pants up, while we look at it to check if it's wounded or bleeding.
I was crying like a pig. My tears, snot and sweat were all over my face.
I was pointing the flashlight at my feet, when I slightly pointed it to the rescuer's face.
"Uwaaaa..." (Crying)
And I literally stopped crying after seeing his face.
"Neo...
why...*huk*...
Are.. You.. Here? *hik*"
He stared at me.
"N
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