This is a ty dialogue between two characters that I've never used. I decided to post this story on here just because it wasn't doing any better saved into my computer for all of eternity. I hope you'll enjoy this horrible story along with me.

This is a terrible story that belongs in the trash. I am a terrible person that belongs in the trash. And yes, this story is meant to be a joke.

Every other line in the script is the part of the other character.

No apples were harmed in the writing of this story.