THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES

LULUCHAN'S REVIEW SHOPPE

GLORIOUS BEAUTY

LOL REVIEW SHOP

USERNAME — YEOJAGASU
MY NAME— M. BELLA LAM
MY NICKNAME— BEE, BELL, CALL ME WHATEVER YOU LIKE
 

HEIGHT & WEIGHT — 176CM, 66KG
AGE — I'M NINETEEN. MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 25TH OF DECEMBER, 1993. CHIRSTMAS~!
 

RANDOM — AIN'T YOUNGHEE COOL? SHE'S TOTALLY MY ROLE MODEL!

I READ, YOU SHOULD READ — JUST SOME STORIES AND AUTHORS I ABSOLUTELY ADORE.
PARKYEON-AH: LOVE ALL HER STORIES, TOO BAD SHE DEACTIVATED HER ACCOUNT. HER ONE-SHOTS ARE JUST BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE 'CROWN OF LIES' BEST.
VONPIKA: HER STORIES ARE JUST SO WONDERFUL, IT'S AMAZING THAT SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT. MY FAVOURITE? WING IT.

PARK YOUNGHEE

Me: Ello! Ello!

????: ...Hello?

Me: Whoa! *Goes in defensive ninja mode* Who are you?!

????: It's me! Jiyong! Didn't you say I was one of your biases below?

Me: Meh?! GD?! *Shrugs*

GD: Whaa?! Aren't I your bias?

Me: ONE of my biases. There's heaps of people I can fangirl over.

????: What's going on?

Me: Changhyun! *Tackles Ricky*

Ricky: Whoa. Calm yourself, Bee Noona.

GD: Bee? You guys know each other's names?

Ricky: Why? Jealous? *Grabs onto my arm*

GD: I think she just died and went to heaven... *Points at me, whose soul has already left my body*

Me: Hey!

GD: *Sticks tonge out*

????: Leave the girl alone, Jiyong Hyung.

GD: *Frowns* Fine. I'll leave. *Walks out*

Me: Thank you... Kibum Oppa?!

Key: No problem. At least that guy knows when to leave. *Flicks hair diva-ishly*

????: Hahahaha. Yeah.

Me: Annyeong, Myungsoo Oppa. *Bow*

L: How come you're so formal with me?

Me: *Shrug* I just am... And Changhyun when are you going to let go of my arm? I would like it back.

Ricky: Oh, sorry. *Blushes and lets go*

Key: *Smirks* I bet you want me to do it instead...

????: Don't touch her, hyung.

Me: Benny~!

Ben: Bee~! *Runs towards each other and hugs*

Ricky: Just because you're her boyfriend...

Key: Hmpf.

L: *Frowns* That's unfair.

Me: Oh... Don't be jealous, Changhyun and Oppas!

Ben: Oppa? I'm Korean too! Why don't you call me that?

Me: *Rolls eyes* Ben Oppa! Jonghyun Oppa! You're not even that much older than me.

Ben: That's better. Use 'Jonghyun', my Korean name.

Me: Fine. I love you Jonghyun Oppa!

Ben: Saranghae my little Bee!

Everyone else: *Cringes* No PDA!

--END--

????: Wait a sec! I haven't appeared!

Me: Oh, sorry Daehyun Oppa.

Daehyun: It's okay.

????: You left me out too!

Me: Huh? Oh, it's just you, Chulyong Oppa.

Mir: Just that? You're so mean!

Me: Oh, act your age. This personal message finished ages ago.

Daehyun: Yet it didn't say anything about you except that you're mentally retarded.

Me: Yeah. Wait, what?! *Pulls out knife*

Daehyun: *Steps back* B-Be-Bella...

Mir: Sorry about complaining! *Runs off*

Daehyun: Yah! Chulyong Hyung! How dare you leave me to die in the hands of this madwoman!

Me: What? *Hovers dangerously over Daehyun*

--EXTRA--

????: You shouldn't hit people! *Wushu stick flying in blocking me from killing Daehyun*

Me: *Turns around* Zitao! Don't block me from killing people!

Tao: That's really scary coming from you. Especially since I've SEEN you kill people.

????: Really? She doesn't look like she can hurt a fly.

Me: Oh really? Yifan Ge, I would like to kindly demonstrate! *Walks over holding knife while Daehyun cleverly escapes*

Kris: U-Uh, yeah... *Looks around* Miseok Ge! *Waves crazily*

Xiumin: Oh? What is it, Di?

Kris: *Whispers* There's a crazy half-chinese, quarter-vietnamese, quarter-indonesian murder on the loose.

Xiumin: *Eyes widens* Really?! Where?!

Tao: I think he misheard you... He probably heard Baozi, somehow...

Me: Yeesh. People are so-

????: Hey! Why are there three EXO-M members, but no EXO-K?!

Me: Yah! How dare you interrupt my sentence! *Pulls out knife again* I'll chop you! I'll chop you good!

Tao: You better run, Kai Ge!

Kai: What is she? A sushi chef?

Me: You dare mock me? I am a seafood chef. There is a difference! *Steps closer*

Kris: *Tugs on Tao and Xiumin's shirts* I think we should leave.

Xiumin: Good idea... Run! *Runs away*

Kai: U-Uh... You're not gonna cut me are you?

Me: *Suddenly pulls out knife sharpener* What do you think?

1. TEEN TOP — RICKY
2. EXO — KRIS, TAO, XIUMIN
3. B.A.P. — DAEHYUN, YOUNGJAE

ALSO: KEY FROM SHINEE, L FROM INIFINTE, MIR FROM MBLAQ, AMBER FROM F(X), HYOYEON FROM SNSD, CL FROM 2NE1.

 

YOO CHANGHYUN (RICKY)

(L.Joe, Ricky, CAP, Chunji, Neil, Chanjo)

YAY! I'M AN ANGEL/ANDROMEDA, DUH!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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