Hello to all eyes that settle upon this thing you call 'profile'.  yah don't say?

 

I bet you are probably reading this. yah don't say?

 

And...and...well, I have a gun! yah don't say?

 

That's probably it. I've got nothin' more. yah don't say? 

 

 

SHUT UP, SIDE-COMMENTING, MEME CONSCIENCE!

 

 

 

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

 

Umm..I'm Nicolas Cage (at least I think I am). 

 

I like....action? yah don't s--SHUT UP!

 

(and my meme-like conscience keeps coming at me, so yeah...)

 

I probably need more self-assessment so, 'till next time!

 

 

Everybody wants a little piece of NicCage!