Hᴇʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ CLᴜᴍsʏ. Mʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, I ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ғᴏᴏʟ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ.  I ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs. Aɴᴅ I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋғᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏʀʏ. Eᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ. Hᴀʜᴀ. I'ᴍ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ AsɪᴀɴFᴀɴғɪᴄs. I ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Rᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ, Mʏsᴛᴇʀʏ, Fᴀɴᴛᴀsᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. Kᴇᴋᴇ. ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴍᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ,-- I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙɪᴛᴇ. 

Sɪɴᴄᴇʀʟʏ: CLᴜᴍsʏ ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ

I'ᴍ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ Cʟᴜᴍsʏ. Lᴇᴛ's ғᴀᴄᴇ ɪᴛ ɢᴜʏs, I ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋs ɪᴛ's ᴄᴜᴛᴇ, wʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ. I'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sʜʏ ᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ I'ᴍ ᴀ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ, ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴏ I'ᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ. Kᴇᴋᴇ. I ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘғᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ ᴍᴇ, ᴀʀᴀssᴏ?

I ʟᴏᴠᴇ K-ᴘᴏᴘ. I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʟɪsᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ's ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢɢ ʟɪsᴛ. Mᴜʜᴀʜᴀ. Tʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ ʙᴏʏ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘs ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴀʀᴇ Exᴏ, Iɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ, Bᴛs, Bᴀᴘ, Bʟᴏᴄᴋ B (sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ. Hᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀs?), B2sᴛ, Wɪɴɴᴇʀ, Iᴋᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘs. Hᴀʜᴀ. 

Mʏ ᴍᴏsᴛ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʙɪᴀs ɪs Cʜᴀɴʏᴇᴏʟ. Wʜʏ ᴅᴏ I ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ? Wᴇʟʟ, ʜᴇ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ, ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ғᴜɴɴʏ, ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀssɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ. Hɪs sᴍɪʟᴇ ɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴀʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜɪs ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ.

I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪᴀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ. Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʙɪᴀs ɪs. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇғᴜʟʟʏ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs. Aʀᴀssᴏ? Hᴀʜᴀ. Aɴʏᴡᴀʏs, Uʜ..sᴏʀʀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀsᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. Sᴀʀᴀɴɢʜᴀᴇʏᴏ~

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