Hey! I'm Mr. ZIMple! Because I naughty naughty! 
 

~The name be ZIMple, Mr. ZIMple
~Shisus is my god.
~Yesung is my mistress
~J.R. is my husband.
~Eunhyuk is my stripper
~And Kyuhyun is my evil friend that I play endless hours of video games with.
Any questions?
No?
Good >;3