Just someone who is starting to like writing and is now absolute K-Pop trash.

Current list of trash heaps (thank you Gomindo_No for the term):

• AoA
  • 1st girl group I got into
  • Bias: Choa~ High notes, blonde, y, cute, ahjumma
  • Everyone else is biaswrecking
    • Seolhyun got curves and is so adorable
    • MINA IS A FREAKING PUPPY
    • I wanna hug Hyejeong and have her kidnap me with her huge form
    • CHANMI SLAY ME WITH CREAM LET ME PINCH THOSE CHEEKS
    • We cool Yuna you biaswrecker
    • Who can forget the Top Madame, God Jimin Diva?
    • Yo Youkyung! Show me your drum rudiments I wanna see you playing like Matt Garstka on Physical Education.
    • Youkyung left FNC.... 
    • .....TT^TT
  • Everyone is shippable with each other like what
  • MiniskiRT TAKES MY HEART
• BTS
  • Bias: Hahah what's a bias they all wrecking
    • like Jimin has abs and high notes
    • Jungkook has everything but women
    • Taehyung is just nyeee
    • Suga is spits life-birthing fire
    • J-Hope lights up my world
    • Rapmon breaks my conceptions of men
    • Jin is my princess and I am his knight
    • they're all idiots (the good kind)
    • I'm a dude
  • No ships (like wtf they're brothers)
  • 1st ACTUAL boy band I got into
  • jams are life
    • DeanZedd, you got no jams
    •   
• Big Byung
  • uhh what
  • They are best group so perfect
  • all are bias
  • Music is revolutionary
  • Totally not a joke
• Block B
  • LET ME BE YOUR TOY
  • Before, I wrote "Kyung~", but it's changing to "I'LL SMACK YOUR BOX P.O."
  • U-Kwon is just mngh
  • and I want to pinch Taeil's cheeks
  • We still cool though Kyung.
  • These guys just seems to be the dudes with little dignity left but dat zicoxkyung kiss tho
• EXID
  • Bias: Hani meets the bare minimum (but omg i want her appetite)
  • No ships (they're cute, but nothing too shippy as far as I've seen)
  • A Style For You is life
• GFriend
  • kawaii af
    • so anime
    • their songs deserve to be anime openings
  • Goddammit they make me feel like a e
    • like they're my age but they look 13
    • legs
  • Yuju's voice is life
  • SinB's attitude is life
  • Umji is precious and life
  • Eunha is just life
  • Sowon and Yerin, we cool
  • Glass Bead and Me Gustas Tu made me feel like I was in an anime
  • Rough killed me.
• Kisum
  • Not a group but I'm still trash for her
  • cuteness in a box and spits supah hot fire
  • makes me want to glomp her with an air horn
  • "I want to love talk"
• Mamamoo
  • One word: Moonsun
• Monsta X
  • LA LAA LALA LALA
  • I CAN BE YOUR HERO
  • THEY RUSH IN AND TRESPASS MY KOKORO LIKE WHAT SENPAI
  • RAPLINE AND MINHYUK
• SAY THE NAME
• SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
  • On one fine day, I slipped into the diamond life a bit too hard
  • Vocal > Performance > Rap 
    • definitely not because woozi is gonna smack me with his guitar if i say otherwise
  • hoSHI? MORE LIKE HOLY SHI-
    • Jisoo is staring at me
    • Jeonghan don't smite me
• SHYSHYSHY
  • NICO NICO NIIIII~
  • The foreign line is just so freakin' UGH
  • But momo
  • momomomomomo
  • My queen yassss
• Error 404: Boy group not found (VIXX)
  • You got the ethereal opening for the song
  • You have freakin' robots (I want a LeoBot)
  • You have voodoo dolls
  • They're all chained to you
  • Like they're your's forever
  • High notes are life
  • I'll be their doll ;)
  • and wtf was that Errored version of Error
  • i wish i could meeet them
  • but
  • IT'S JUST A FAAAANTASSYYYYY

There might be more but they're not currently relevant to me *coughbigbangcough*