Leeteuk was frustrated. How can Lee Sooman seonsaengnim put him in this freaking group and freaking choose him to be the leader.

"With Buddha as my witness, I will shove his couple ring so far up his ; he’ll set off metal detectors everywhere.”

Kirin's little secrets of illegal kidnapping and fun adventures!     *I want to credit my friend pork bun ninja for letting me take over her story. She is 'Alisa' and I am 'Kirin'. More characters may appear. Poster made here: http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/133724/strangely-wondrous-graphic-shop-open-graphics-poster-review-trailer-tutorial-requestshop-postertutorial

"Um, Kai-kun, are you sure you want to do this? I mean, this is pretty extreme," "No it's okay, I can handle this," "Alright but let me warn you, putting this thing will be very painful," "Yeah I know but- Whoa it's so big..."

Note to himself; Never asks Donghae for any helps when babysitting a little kid. Yes.

This is not a story but rather a guide to get all the ladies and guys.  Who said these are only for valentines day?

Kyuhyun’s intentions were good, they really were. He tried everything he could to make Jongwoon’s valentine perfect. Unfortunately, Ryeowook’s plushy had decided to put a spanner in the works.

The Random OTP Challenge [Super Junior]

Title: [Drabble] Your Wedding Tux

One mistake that is often repeated by people no matter how many times they are told off is to jump into conclusions without knowing the facts. And when one makes his own assumptions, the body moves before the brain could actually process logically so what happens next?  

Gongchan notices that his Jinyoung hyung is really sad so he tries to cheer him up.

Bbuing bbuing. Pouting. Puppy eyes. Baby voices.  There was only one word suitable enough to describe them. EVIL.

This is the classic story of Cinderella, Super Junior version! Enjoy!

Kim Kibum is a young man who has worked hard for a good number of years and finally is given a chance to debut in a new group called SHINee. But the problem is, he's given what he calls the stupidest stage name in the world, Key. I mean, what?! Are they expecting him to introduce himself with some cheesy line like "I'm Key, and I'll unlock all your hearts"?! Thus, Key ("don't call me that!") decides to confront the man who has stolen the rights to his real nam

Baekhyun and ____ has been enemies for a very Very long time . One day , he uploaded something and made the whole school laugh at her . She swore to Baekhyun that he will never live a peaceful life forever . What if One day , he regrets doing mean things and starts having feelings for _____ ?

When Zikyung decides to be naughty for the night...   (Eyyyy, Zikyung, eyyyyyy…. I see what you’re doing there … >:D Naughty Zikyung we have here huh?

Length: Oneshot

One day (I keep accidentally writing Sone instead of one lol), I got the amazing idea to make a fanfiction where every chapter is a different oneshot/adventure with my friends Bias! So some of the people include Sungmin, ZhouMi, Donghae, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Taemin, Key, Amber, Sulli, and etc., etc.It's actually going to be really hilarious! Yes. This will actually qualify as a crack fic. SO ENJOY MY... BABIES, SONES, ELFS, ALIENS, SHAWOLS, (whatever the name for f(x)s' fans is), AND OTHERS!

When Baekhyun was little, his mom gave him a doll. One day, he's sees a person that looks just like his doll. {ONE SHOT}

This is a little short story Couple of years has past since the first super junior full house and everyone that is not in super junior anymore are still there. Anya and Heechul have been emailing each other for  some time now. Anya comes back to Korea with some friends. What will happen now?   warning I didn't beta this story I was being lazy :P lol

Jonghyun has to have some minor outpatient surgery and in the process thoroughly pisses off their manager, proposes to a princess and makes some imaginary friends.     Yes guys, this is the crack fic

Jelly is not the same to me anymore, but I guess it's now better. Pairing: eventual!KyuMin, HanChulRating: PG-13Genre: flufffffff, semi-crackWarning: too much fluff? idek.Disclaimer: LOL HOW I WISH I COULD OWN THEM. NO.  

  Here's a new fic for you guys! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! ...my writing kind of became rusty, so bear with me! *puts Yoochun's DASHING smile as shield* ENJOY READING! *waves!* O.OY 

  This fanfic is inspired by Sherlock Holmes & Detective Conan. So, some of the scenes maybe similar to those in Sherlock Holmes & Detective Conan, but I don’t take them as my own; credits goes to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle & Gosho Aoyoma’s. This is my second a

"I'm Genie For You Boys! No, I'm not singing SNSD's Genie. I am a Genie.

In retrospect, Sehun really should have known that opening his roommate's bedroom door was a terrible idea.  He had known of Chanyeol's history of odd behaviors prior to this experience, yet, there he was, staring into the messy bedroom, jaw slack and face contorted into an expression of disbelief. 

Maybe you've always wanted to write a nonsensical story that defies all conventions of normality, but didn't think you could pull it off. Maybe you enjoy reading crack, and you want to take a peek into the tangled messes of the minds of the people who write them. Maybe you only clicked on this story because the ridiculous title caught your eye. Or maybe you just get a kick out of watching me trying to be funny. Whatever your reasons are, this tutorial is written for

The sun was scorching hot in the middle of Sunday. Summer in South Korea had always been vicious. Earlier this morning, there was even a warning of heatwave, and yet the company heard none of it. The show must go on.

During Sesame Player, Sunggyu said that he trained Infinite to be who they are now, including helping Woohyun achieve his sculpted abs. But if Sunggyu helped Woohyun work on his abs, that means Sunggyu must have abs too, but where are they and what happened to them?

Hey Guys~ It's full of crack n random shiet so yeah~ XD....   --   Kris is an Ice Prince and it's the first day of Senior year of high school. No one's figured out his real identity yet, but will a certain Unicor

Jjongasaurus and the Long Title (Jjong White and the Four Taller Than Her Men)

In which Myungsoo saves Princess Sungyeol

Sunggyu has always been jealous of how Woohyun is so comfortable with doing aegyo.

When two maknaes and on almost-maknae form a group in which the almost-maknae is the maknae, you better bet that chaos is going to start.

No description available. Even author-nim is speechless. "Truly inspirational. Showed me the true meaning of life through the eyes of 15 young men." -NY Times

I interview SM artists and EXO about the boys's trainee days. Ahh, the cruel wind of change...

Six boys, three kingdoms, three rulers, all nonsense...