Junho can't even sleep properly because of his . So he has to sleep on his side, which kills his shoulders. He explains to the maknae the problem. Chansung decides to show Junho exactly why his is the best. At everything.

Not so long ago, in a galaxy not too far away (depending on which quadrant of the solar system you were living) it was a fairly unremarkable day.   So unremarkable in fact, that Song Seunghyun had taken to bribing his friends (read: people he bugs) with food for company.

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, there once was a King and Queen.

☁"ｅｖｅｒｙｗｈｅｒｅ'ｓ   ｍｙ   ｈａｐｐｙ   ｐｌａｃｅ!"

Go insult  someone with stuff they probably have no idea about. 

A normal human fell in love with a vampire. He would think that it was absurd for two different kinds of souls to merge into one under the word ‘love’.

The days before and the days that came after are all equally important and cherished, but it is the days to come and the mystery of it all that we truly look forward to. 

Sungmin start contemplating a little too much during dinner

After barely scraping by as a local advertising model in Canada; Kevin Wu, now known mononymously as Kris, lands a spot to walk in the Gucci fall/winter runway show after an accidental run-in with it's crazy head designer. As small town Kris gets into the less than glamorous world of high fashion, he learns quickly that he “ain’t in Kansas anymore es” Fashion! AU and the crackiest cracktastic fic ive ever written.

Title: Caramelldansen   Pairing: N/A   Rating: PG   Genre: Crack   Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. If the events of this story resemble that of real-life it is purely by chance and I did not mean for that to happen.   Author's Note: It’s supposed to be funny, but it’s not. 

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in which the couple text and Sungmin still can't help to love his boyfriend in the end.

yifan's a bit too jealous and zitao finds out how crazy yixing really is.

What is love? Well, Kai thinks that love is a whole lot of bull.. That is until Kyungsoo comes and flushes his toilet.

    Where Jonghyun thinks he is Jimmy Stewart and Kibum is a y Grace Kelly - minus the heels.     Let me just say that I think this one is all kinds of clever and I might love

Title: TaepunzelPairing: Minho/TaeminGenre: Romance, CrackRating: PGSummary: “Taepunzel, Taepunzel, let down your hair, so that I may climb the golden stair,” The Almighty Key would chant, and in the next second, strands of silky hair, as smooth and fine as the most valuable gold ever, would fall graciously from the window at the

Follow the life of a student as he tries to survive the trials of high school life with his friends by his side, as he faces crazy demands of teachers, daily bully attacks, and the uncertainty of his feelings of love. 

Whereas Taemin is dying and Key panics. Minho is watching Barca vs Milan but he can't shut up and Onew just want to sleep. And Jonghyun just want attention.

Title: A Smart & Responsible leader’s journal.   This story is made out of boredom. There’s no plot, so the story would be random. No ROMANCE, NO DRAMAS. JUST RANDOM XD INFINITE’S DUH MAIN THANG HEREEE~~~ And the main narrator is None other than thei

Series of oneshots featuring EXO && INFINITE

Jongdae is Yixing’s obsessed fanboy. Jongdae meets Yixing. Yixing doesn’t know who Jongdae is. Yet.

There are 105 possible pairings in Super Junior and I am planning to write a story for all of them....

A series of drabbles, mostly starring Taemin and Minho and occasionally the other members of SHINee. Very very short stories. A word of advice; don't strain your brain trying to make sense of any of them; they are supposed to be weird, stupid, confusing, but most importantly, hilarious!!  uh  

Game Plan: Live in South Korea for 1 year. You and your friend did eveything and now you finally set foot on the grounds of your favorite country. The two of you are excited to experience everything the country has to offer. From the food, the culture, the places the visit and most of all to finally breathe the same air your favorite group, EXO, breathes. What would happen if out of nowehere, without effort, you came across your favorite group? Fangirl and fanboy

WuFan thought he saw a beautiful lady with a yellow umbrella under a shady tree with a rainbow-colored dog who barked at him at first glance while he was out for a jog to hook up with girls.    

Where Onew, Jonghyun, Sungyeol, and Donghae have nothing to do. So they do everything.   CRACK FIC. Multi-chapter! Each chapter is going to be different situations. Based off a dream I had last night. It wasn't pretty. But it was so dang hilarious. Rated: T. Don't try this at home, kids. Warnings: CRACK. ABSOLUTE CRACK.   Please don't kill me.

MBLAQ has broken up, due to personal reasons. Joon and Mir are now homeless hobos, who go over to a duck pond to enjoy life, although they don't have much to enjoy about life itself. 

Wanna know how Onew dies? WELL READ MORE <3 C:

Wanna know how Onew and the other dies? WELL READ MORE <3 C:

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  Hangeng is very enthusiastic about watching a movie that Henry definitely does not want to watch.     Prompt: TwilightPairing: Hangeng x HenryRating: PgGenre: Crack, slight (teeny tiny) romanceWord count: 1402

Crack. Utter Crack. No plot whatsoever... Chanyeol x Lay

yunho watches too much marvel tv and junsu acts as a beanbag. 

Henry is searching for his precious Bruno Mars CD and Kangin joins the hunt.      Prompt: CDPairing: Kangin x HenryRating: PG-13Genre: Crack, brotherly loveWord count: 1106

There's always an animal's soul within you (I think?). That seems to be the case for the SHINee and SuJu members when they are transported to a very fluffy dimension by an old hag lady (Jessica not Jessica)who claims to have said that they called her an "old, slow hag" and that they didn't help her cross the street. Now the group must learn to survive in

A story about Onew c: Read to find out More :D