When the upkeepers of Rainbow Land have to leave for an extended time, the members of UKISS are tapped to take over. >_>

Just because it's a traveling circus doesn't mean Hyukjae and Donghae are free to do a damn thing on their own. Mutant drabble for Changdictator!

Myungsoo hated Christmas since 2 years ago. Why, you may ask. And it's of the most childish reason ever.

Ryeowook has had enough of being made fun of because his fear of the dark. So he plans a little revenge of his own against the members. But... What else is creeping in the dark?

There's never a day that's considered as normal on Exo Planet. So when Kai wakes up to high-pitched squeals and screams of shock, he isn't the least bit concerned. That is until his boyfriend points out that the screams sound like a girl's. That's when Kai knows that trouble is lurking around the corner.

  Eunhyuk's getting married. Donghae's going hysterical over it. Heechul has a plan. Kyuhyun's... just narrating it. (Hey, I do a good job at it, okay.)(Yeah, sure)     Pairing: HyukHae (or EunHae) Genre: AU, slight!Crack, Comedy, Drama Rating: 

Title: A Fishy Thing to Do Pairing: 2Min Rating: G Genre: Fluff, crack Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. If the events of this story resemble that of real-life it is purely by chance and I did not mean for that to happen.  Author's Note: A very failed attempt at crack...Also, this was originally posted on my livejournal account (which uses the same username, if anyone is interested in reading it there) back in 2010.

Title: But I Don't Have Ovaries... Pairing: OnKey Rating: G Genre: Crack Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. If the events of this story resemble that of real-life it is purely by chance and I did not mean for that to happen.  Author's Note: Horrible attempt at crack... I don't even like it that much but whatever it's an old classic that my friends still bring up sometimes... I wrote this back in 2010 on my livejournal.

Title: I'm Sorry TaeMin... But... MinHo Died...Pairing: 2Min Rating: G Genre: Crack/Angst Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. If the events of this story resemble that of real-life it is purely by chance and I did not mean for that to happen.  Author's Note: Ehn. I got bored and I'm pretty sure this had been requested or something like that. But anyways! This was originally posted on my livejournal back in 2010.

Title: OnEw Condition Pairing: N/A Rating: G Genre: Crack Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. If the events of this story resemble that of real-life it is purely by chance and I did not mean for that to happen.  Author's Note: I found this hilarious when I wrote it and now I realize that it really . So that's why I'm sharing it. This was originally on my livejournal- posted in twenty-ten!

(Oneshot) Hyukjae is a God, and not just in a literal sense. If only everyone else could see that. Unfortunately, instead he's stuck sharing his title with Donghae. Genre: Crack(ish)

Sungjong is addicted to lemon candy. Candy wrappers can be found all over the dorm, in Myungsoo's room, Sunggyu's room, more importantly, Sungyeol and Hoya's room! EVERYWHERE! The place is an absolute mess. Everyone's had enough of Sungjong being such a lemon candy addict. Something has to be done!

What happens when you are a pen?

To say the Li family has never been the average family is an understatement. Every day brings a different challenge, especially for the Li cousins. As the school year is at its busiest, everything merges into an unwelcomed adventure! From the trials of High School to their quirky home lives, everything seems to be packed into a year no one will forget!

A short collection of random encounters with Kris.    [1] A flight encounter You are flying back from Beijing to Changsha and something interesting happens.  

This is a meme I found thanks to this person : http://www.asianfanfics.com/blog/view/219528 So, basically, I was bored and had nothing else to do (even if I should continue 'smartphOWNED'). Enjoy, and do it. Really. You have to.

Meeting a (squirrel) guy named Baro, in a wrong time and in a wrong place---in a women's restroom.

A human, or maybe not? He was an experiment. His friend was dead. What will happen to him next?

What happens when most of EXO wants Kris' divine attention on themselves?

Yes Nadine, yes I did. Happy Birthday. This is not at all what you wanted,

You quietly stepped into the living room, trying hard not to wake up the sleeping being on the sofa.

  Title: Golden Girl Author: TheOwlz Rating: T - M (Later on) Maybe.. >:D Genre: Romance,

Will Teddy ever get his beloved ramen? An adventure into Teddy Park's, YG entertainment's sound producer, deeply scared subconscious.   Please note that this is just crack, and isn't dark or anything. Written at 4am with my friend in a Maccas playground. Wifi is good.

   The title literally explains the start of the story. A girl stuck in a tree. The first chapter should tell you why.  --  Kim Minji is an odd girl, and she doesn't deny that fact. She crossdresses, and is only brilliant academically in school. Her personality and appearance are the strangest things about her. What more, 

Seulong hates how big his chest is, and he also hates how tall he is. But Chansung tells him all about how loving those attribute about them are. And Seulong starts to feel better about it all. Afterwards, 2am start to tease the other.  

Junho can't even sleep properly because of his . So he has to sleep on his side, which kills his shoulders. He explains to the maknae the problem. Chansung decides to show Junho exactly why his is the best. At everything.

Not so long ago, in a galaxy not too far away (depending on which quadrant of the solar system you were living) it was a fairly unremarkable day.   So unremarkable in fact, that Song Seunghyun had taken to bribing his friends (read: people he bugs) with food for company.

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, there once was a King and Queen.

☁"ｅｖｅｒｙｗｈｅｒｅ'ｓ   ｍｙ   ｈａｐｐｙ   ｐｌａｃｅ!"

Go insult  someone with stuff they probably have no idea about. 

A normal human fell in love with a vampire. He would think that it was absurd for two different kinds of souls to merge into one under the word ‘love’.

The days before and the days that came after are all equally important and cherished, but it is the days to come and the mystery of it all that we truly look forward to. 

Sungmin start contemplating a little too much during dinner

After barely scraping by as a local advertising model in Canada; Kevin Wu, now known mononymously as Kris, lands a spot to walk in the Gucci fall/winter runway show after an accidental run-in with it's crazy head designer. As small town Kris gets into the less than glamorous world of high fashion, he learns quickly that he “ain’t in Kansas anymore es” Fashion! AU and the crackiest cracktastic fic ive ever written.

Title: Caramelldansen   Pairing: N/A   Rating: PG   Genre: Crack   Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. If the events of this story resemble that of real-life it is purely by chance and I did not mean for that to happen.   Author's Note: It’s supposed to be funny, but it’s not. 

The title says all.