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Age is just a number
"Wait, what? What do you mean I'm in the unnie line?"
Yuna shrugs nonchallantly while Jihyo looks at her in disbelief. Beside Yuna, Chaeyoung smiles and giggles.
"It's because Jihyo-unnie is so dependable!" she says, and if only Jihyo's not shocked she'll be flattered. "That's why you belong in the unnie line!"
"I'm literally only ten days older than you!" Jihyo flaps her arms around. "All three of us are born in the '97! How come you lump me together with those–" Jihyo whips her head and points at the two girls crouching at one corner of the room, staring at their dongsaengs with a similarly questionable expression, "–demonic apparitions?!"
Seungwan immediately quips. "Just accept the fact that you're stuck with us."
Yongsun adds as well. "Remember that SolWenHyo is always the superior ship."
"Besides," Seungwan continues, "Age is just a number, honey."
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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Perks of being roommates
Seungwan returns home from a solo recording to a sight of Yuna and Chaeyoung arguing. As a good unnie, she takes off her shoes and jacket before she addresses the two younger girls, trying to lower the tension in the dorm.
"Yo, what's happening here?"
Chaeyoung turns to her quickly. "Wannie-unnie! Right on time!"
Seungwan raises her eyebrow. "Right on time for..?"
"We need your opinion," Yuna says. She then proceeds to pick up an item that makes Seungwan's eyes widen and waves it in front of the Canadian's face. "Whose bra do you think it is?"
Suddenly, Jihyo's voice echoes inside Seungwan's mind screaming, "My members are weirdness personified!"
She shakes her head to erase the image of her roommate suffering to focus on the matter at hand. So Yuna is waving a purple sports bra, which she's supposed to determine whose. Feeling the gears in her mind starting to work, Seungwan clears .
"What do you mean by 'whose bra it is', actually?"
"Well, our laundries got mixed," Chaeyoung confesses sadly, "All three of us. Yongsun-unnie, Yuna and I. We've been trying to sort it but this particular bra confuses us. Maybe it's Yongsun-unnie's, but you know that Yongsun-unnie hates purple. While Yuna and I both feel like we never have this bra. That's why we're confused."
Seungwan nods. "I see. Why don't you see the size?"
"That's the problem, unnie." Yuna sighs. "All three of us have the exact same size. We can't determine whose if we just look at the size of it."
"Ah... well, that's kinda hard. I think you guys should just try it, each one of you, and whoever feels the most comfortable gets the bra. Or you can just... well, just let it rot at the lowest part of the laundries."
Nodding at Seungwan's suggestion, Yuju silently saunters to her shared bedroom; probably to try the bra on. While Chaeyoung hugs Seungwan tight as an expression of gratitude.
"Thank you, unnie. We know we could count on you."
Seungwan laughs and Chaeyoung's hair. The taller girl nuzzles her face to Seungwan's neck before she asks again, "This is the first incident for us, but you sound like you're so experienced! Have you and Jihyo-unnie ever mixed your bras, too?"
Chaeyoung makes it sound as if having their bras mixed is such a meaningful experience. But Seungwan would never have the heart to hurt the child's innocence so she simply chuckles, offering Chaeyoung an honest answer straight from her heart.
"Only a total could mix up bras with four sizes difference."
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Later that night, when Jihyo returns home and opens her bedroom, she finds Seungwan sitting on the window ledge staring at the moon. She almost greets her roommate when she realizes that Seungwan is crying. Jihyo panics, thinking what the hell could make Seungwan cry when she hears the soft voice of the vocalist singing.
"Titty, titty, where art thou my ?"
It needs Jihyo only a second to moonwalk out of the bedroom.
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Incorrect Endia Knights Quotes
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Yuju: unnie if Rose-unnie and I got drowned, who will you save?
Jihyo: I can't swim
Yuju: it's just a 'what if' question, answer it
Jihyo: my time and effort
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Jihyo: you're late
Wendy: and you're pretty
Jihyo: it's not gonna work on me Son
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Rose: walking my way downtown
Rose: walking fast
SolWenHyo:
Rose: walking slower because unnies' legs are short
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Yuju: walking my way downtown
Yuju: walking fast
Solar: Yuju, wait up!
Yuju: walking faster
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Wendy: THREE WEEKS
Rose: what is she on?
Yuju: just ignore her
Wendy: CHOI YUNA, YOU WATCHED ME WATER FAKE PLANTS FOR THREE ING WEEKS
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[Wendy's first day @SFx company]
Wendy: h–
Jihyo: I don't speak foreigners
Wendy:
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SolWenSeJu: [arguing in english]
Jihyo: [autistic screeching]
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Solar: I'm going to play a new song I've written and composed. I called it "my experience of being Endia Knights' leader so far"
Solar: [strums a chord]
Solar: [inhales deeply]
Solar: [screams]
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[first night being in the same dorm]
[room 1]
Wendy: isn't this great Jihyo? There's only the three of us now
Wendy: you, me, and this brick wall you built between us
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Interviewer: how do you manage these girls?
Solar: the secret is, I don't. I don't have any control of them whatsoever
Solar: this morning Rose yelled for me, and when I showed up to check what's going on I see Jihyo on the ceiling shooting everyone with a nerf gun
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Wendy: I'm small and fragile, protect me
Jihyo: you almost threw me down the balcony yesterday don't you dare lying
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[at Japan]
Solar: [enters room]
Yuju: moshing moshing
Solar: [exits room]
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[texting]
Wendy: Jihyo do you know that adding uwu to every sentence makes it cute
Wendy: I love you uwu
Jihyo: I'm going to kill you uwu
Wendy: wait
Jihyo: I'm on my way uwu
Wendy: JIHYO WAIT
Jihyo: no mercy uwu
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Solar: [packing Yuju's lunch] I'm not your mom go do whatever you want
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SFx Ent: one day you're going to be a mom–
Solar: one dAY?!
SFx Ent: Endia Knights aren't included
Solar: [bangs table] they're my babies!
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Solar: being a mom sure is great. My eldest daughter, Wendy, just got accepted into a gifted program in her school
Solar: [sighs] my other daughter, Rose, talks to flowers
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Manager: I'm sorry, but you can't bring pets into the dorm
Solar: oh no. Girls, sleep outside
WenHyoSeJu: [sad barks]
Manager:
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Yuju: let's play a game! Switch the first word of your names! Me: Yhoi Cuna
Jihyo: Jark Pihyo
Rose: Cark Phaeyoung!
Solar: Yim Kongsun
Wendy: Son Seung–
Everyone:
Wendy: [tearing up] I don't want to play this stupid game anyway
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Wendy: [greeting Jihyo] what's the most beautiful girl in the world doing?
Yuju: [passing by] I'm doing great! Thank you!
Wendy:
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Solar: where are you from?
Yuju: doing things
Solar: what things?
Rose: [showing up looking disheveled] Yuna pushed me down the stairs!
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[predebut]
Solar: [talking to a guest] we have three underaged trainees here, please refrain yourself from cursing
Wendy: [from far away] ing I stubbed my mothering toe!
Solar:
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[predebut]
Yuju: I hope we have another unnie so we won't be awkward talking to Yongsun-unnie
Jihyo: me too
Rose: don't worry guys! I believe she will come soon enough!
[soon enough]
Wendy: [arrives][trips][hits head on the ground][faints]
OG-Trio:
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Police: please state your name
Wendy: don't tell them, Yuju
Police: [writing down] okay, Yuju
Yuju: great job, Wendy-unnie
Police: and Wendy
WenJu:
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Rose: Solar-unnie is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof
Jihyo: ???
Wendy: I think Rose means that Solar-unnie is drowning
Jihyo: oh, ok
Wendy:
Jihyo:
Rose:
WenHyo: [gasp] SOLAR-UNNIE!
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Rose: Yuju, just know that you're the yee to my haw
Yuju: what the does that mean?
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Rose: Jihyo do you want to know your gay name?
Jihyo: sure
Rose: take my first name and add
Rose: [kneeling]
Rose: your last name [winks]
Jihyo:
Rose:
Jihyo: you see the flaw in your plan, right?
Rose: I didn't think this through
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[SolDy fighting]
Solar: you son of a !
Wendy: excuse me?! I'm SON SEUNGWAN HOW DARE YOU FORGET MY NAME–
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Yuju: what time is it?
Rose: I don't know. Solar-unnie, what time is it?
Solar: [yells] WENDY!
Wendy: [from the neighboring room] it's ing three in the morning woman what do you want?!
Solar: it's three a.m
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Rose: I love you!
Solar: I love you too!
Rose: I love you!
Yuju: I love me too
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Jihyo: be a bigger person
Wendy: [sighing] our bed could only fit so much, Jihyo
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Yuju: [backhugs Rose]
Yuju: [whispering] steal my pizza again and you're dead
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Members: [speak something dumb]
Solar: I literally beg y'all to stop
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[OG-Trio going for a dinner]
Jihyo: can you girls get us a table while I park?
YuRose: sure
[3 minutes later]
YuRose: [running out with a table] UNNIE START THE CAR
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[Rose and Yuju get stuck in an elevator]
Rose: [shivering] this is kinda scary
Yuju: this looks like the start of a
Rose: [shaking] this is even scarier
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Solar: okay so we have planned this through. Any questions?
Rose: [raises hand] what's plan F?
Solar: the same with plan E except Wendy dies
Jihyo: let's go with plan F
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[Wendy returning from LOTJ]
Solar: what are you doing?
Wendy: [crawling on the floor] spiderman bit me now I'm a spider
Solar:
Solar: you're a what?
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Wendy: [shares half of her food to Solar] it's okay, take mine. Eat up, unnie, remember you're eating for two now
Yuju: [choking] she wHAT–
Wendy: [nods] she has tapeworms
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Solar: whenever I look back, I always be reminded of my regrets
Yuju: [walking behind Solar] excuse me?
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[predebut]
Yuju: you're cute when angry
Wendy: [rolls sleeves] then watch me become the most adorable person in the world
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Rose: [waking up surprised] oh no! I'm late for the concert!
Rose: but wait... I don't have any tickets
Rose: [goes back to sleep]
Rose:
Rose: I'M PERFORMING!
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[first day at the dorm]
[room 1]
Jihyo: [seeing there's only one bed][shivers] I feel like something bad is incoming
Wendy: [in her head] enemies to lovers, slowburn, "oh my God they're roommates", "there's only one bed availabe", drunken , cheating, angry , angst with happy ending, 500k+ words
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Yuju: if I was your wife, I would poison your tea
Rose: [wiggles eyebrows] wanna make sure?
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Yuju: [sighs]
Wendy: what's up?
Yuju: I'm bored
Wendy: ok
Yuju:
Wendy:
Yuju:
Wendy: wanna fight?
Yuju: [cracks knuckles] sure
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Wendy: [genuinely] Jihyo has such a good heart
Rose: [nodding] I know. I noticed you staring
Wendy:
Wendy: it's not wrong, but it's not true either
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Rose: hello, Jihoe
Jihyo: he–
Jihyo: wait
Jihyo: what did you just call me?
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[at McDonalds drive thru]
Jihyo: what do you want?
Yuju: I want pizza
Jihyo: they don't sell pizza
Yuju: one pizza, please
Jihyo: we're at McDonalds
Yuju: porque uno pizza
Jihyo: continue that and the amount of person in this car will go down to uno
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[stalking]
Solar: I see something with my little eyes... something that starts with an S
Jihyo: Seungwan-unnie?
Solar: I was about to say but it's the same for you so
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WenJu: [arrive home] good evening, parental figure
Solar: [watching TV] good evening, problem children
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Rose: I love you
Solar: [is sad] I need some space
Rose: I love you <3
Solar: [tearing up] you beautiful child please give me a hug
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Solar: [seeing room 1's bed split in two] this is the third time this month! What did you guys do?!
WenHyo: [look at each other] wild... things...
[last night]
Wendy: [jumping on the bed] whoever reach the ceiling last treats the other dinner
Jihyo: game on,
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Rose: [whispering] Jihyo, do you know that Wendy-unnie is cheating on you with Solar-unnie?
Jihyo: [sighs] that's enough fanfic for today, Rose
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Yuju: [sadly] someone just told me that we are the flattest girl group ever
Wendy: we won't if only Jihyo shares
Rose: [pouts] Jihyo is so stingy
Jihyo: [cross arms] well sorry to disappoint guys but the glue is permanent
Solar: [silently] what the
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[audition]
SFx staff: why do you want to be an idol?
Solar: my maternal instinct brought me here
Wendy: pretty girls
Jihyo: idk lol
Rose: what's an idol?
Yuju: bish I need money
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Solar: curfew's at 9 p.m
Jihyo: unnie I'm in the mafia now
Solar:
Jihyo: fifteen minutes later, please?
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Wendy: [sighs] I do all the rough work in this house
Rose: is that why Jihyo is calling you daddy?
Wendy: no
Wendy:
Wendy: it's mostly because I try to murder her with my belt whenever she irks me
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Rose: no! Solar-unnie no! Please don't do this to me!
Solar: I'm so sorry, Rosie
Rose: [crying] after all we've been through? Unnie?
Solar: [sheds tears] I'm sorry, Rosie... but I must...
Solar: [places a 4+ card]
Solar: uno
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Solar: [wearing a new dress] how do I look?
Rose: [texting] with your eyes, unnie
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Jihyo: ew, you're drooling on the pillow!
Wendy: [deadpans] those are your pillows
Jihyo: oh, I'm sorr–
Wendy: the drool is still mine tho
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Rose: have you ever fallen in love?
Yuju: [with four eyebags visible] I couldn't even fall asleep
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Solar: Rose, I want you to take off Wendy's shirt
Rose: but unnie–
Solar: now
Rose: [takes off shirt]
Solar: and the pants
Rose: [trembling][takes off pants]
Solar: [groans]
Solar: stop stealing her clothes you don't fit in it
Rose: [tearing up] but I don't have any other clothes left!
Solar:
Rose:
Solar: [inhales]
Solar: CHOI YUNA! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DO LAUNDRY?!!!
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Solar: [looking under the bed with a flashlight]
Solar: Yuju, are you ready to head outside and meet people?
Yuju: [demonic screeching]
Solar: [turning off the flashlight] that's a no, then
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[in sleep paralysis]
Wendy: hello gorgeous
Demon:
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Solar: our schedule today is gardening! Yuju, grab the hoe!
Yuju: [grabs Solar]
Solar:
Solar: ungrateful
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Wendy: what are you guys doing?
YuRose: [standing on the table]
Rose: we're playing the floor is lava
Wendy:
YuRose:
Wendy: [sighs] where's the cockroach?
Yuju: it's under the TV please get rid of it
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Jihyo: [just sitting there, minding her own business]
Yuju's brain: go and bother her
Yuju: but why?
Yuju's brain: you gotta
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Rose: does it hurt?
Solar: when I fell from the heaven? Y–
Rose: no, when you fell from the stairs. Wendy-unnie is still laughing until now
Solar:
Rose:
Solar:
Rose: so are you okay or not–
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Yuju: [making pancakes] you know, it feels like you don't trust my cooking skills
Wendy: [also making pancakes] nonsense!
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Yuju: you think doing those puppy eyes would make me do whatever you want?
Rose: [pouts]
Yuju: well you're totally right! What do you want me to do?
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Any member: [looking sad]
Solar: who should I kill today
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Jihyo: take me out
Yuju: with a gun or on a date?
Jihyo: I don't know. Surprise me
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Interviewer: what are you best at, Wendy-sshi?
Wendy: just recently I mastered the art of not giving a
Wendy: so last week Jihyo kicked my face in her sleep
Wendy: I just realized yesterday that my nose is broken
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[at a market]
Jihyo: hi! What are you selling?
Solar: my body
Yuju: for $10? Too expensive
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Wendy: where am I?
Yuju: you're in heaven
Wendy:
Wendy: I would believe if it's Rose welcoming me
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Solar: the director asks us to give some ideas for the next comeback. What's the cool kids are up to these days?
Jihyo: pain and depression
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Manager: so there are rumors that you're tired of idol life and wants to get rid of the girls?
Solar: [staring at Yuju loosening the screws on Rose's bed and WenHyo stabbing each other with forks] well I do sometimes
Solar:
Solar:
Solar: but I love them. Don't take them away from me
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