So I'm bored at work. Here's a survey thing, gaiz. About lesbians. Or particularly this one *points to self* read on to learn all about my deviant ual powers!!! Or not... it's fairly innocent.

Are you sure of your ual orientation? Or are you confused?

Definitely sure. It wasn't always the way it is now,  but once I knew, I knew.

Are you open with your uality? Or is it a secret?

Open when it doesn't pose significant risk to my life. No one I work with knows, and I plan to keep it that way. I could lose my job at the drop of a hat if they found out.

Who was the 1st person you told that you're a lesbian?

Probably swappers, or my best friend. My mom was a close second.

Is your hair short, medium, or long?

Short and growing out.

Would you ever shave your head?

Naw, I like having hair to do stuff with.

Do you own anything with the Gay Rainbow on it?

I might have a pin somewhere but nothing special really. I feel like I should.

Do you consider yourself a Stud, Androgynous, or Femme?

I shift between androgynous and femme, depending how I feel that day. I love that I can pull off both.

What type of females are you most attracted to?

Ambitious, intelligent, outgoing but with a point of softness to them... tats, piercings, freckles, and beautiful eyes .

What FAMOUS Lesbian is your favorite?

Do I have to choose?! Um... uh... Samira Wiley is hot. Seriously. 

Do you like watching The L Word?

What kind of lesbian would I be if I didn't?!

What is your favorite lesbian movie?

Kyss Mig

Do you have any Pride tattoo's?, if not, would you ever get one?

I don't and I'm not really sure if I would. I might give a nod to it.

Do you go to Gay/Lesbian clubs?

Not now but I WISH I COULD!!! Have to go to Seoul for that. I did in my hometown.

Would you ever be a Drag King? (If you're not already)

Sure, why not? Sounds like loads of fun!

What name would you go by if you did do Drag?

Something to do with dashing princes and tomcats? ....Dashing Prince Tomcat????

Have you ever been mistaken for a Male?

No. 

Would you ever have a change to become a Male?

...no?? I'm lesbian, not transgender.

How do you feel about Homophobia?

It's certainly not my favorite thing ever and its presence constantly leads to bitter tasting disappointment for me and other queer people I know.

How do you feel about Gays/Lesbians having children?

The same way I feel about anyone having children. If you want to and are not going to as a parent, go for it.

If it were legal, would you marry another Female?

When the time and person was right, yes.

What FAMOUS lesbian singer do you like the most?

Tegan Quin. *squee*

Have you ever attended a Gay Pride Festival?

I wish I could say I have, but unfortunately no.

Do you wear make-up?

Almost daily. 

Do you carry a wallet?, or a purse?

Either or both, depending.

Do you wear Male clothes?

My clothes don't have reproductive organs, but I sure do wear clothes designed for men.

Do you prefer wearing cologne instead of perfume?

Nah. Chanel all the way.

Do you have several piercings & tattoo's?

Yesss I do ;) pierced septum and ears, small hip tattoo with plans for more.

Do you have a crush on a female celebrity, if so, who?

Jennifer Lawrence. Oh if only you played for our side.

How did your parents handle you telling them about your orientation?

My mom said "it's your life, just be happy." My dad for some reason thought he would never have grandkids if I married a girl, and he tried to convince me I was bi instead. But he's not hung up on it. Both my parents are pretty cool.

Do you have more Gay/Lesbian/Bi friends than you do Straight friends?

No unfortunately and it's a bit of a bummer. While I adore my straight friends, I cannot talk queer life with them whatsoever.

Have you ever been gay bashed?

Not directly, no. Plenty of homophobic microaggressions from conservative friends but no outward bashing directed my way.

Did anyone stop having contact with you after you came out of the closet?

Nope. Everyone I know is pretty stellar that way.

What is your favorite gay/lesbian quote?

"Asking which person in a lesbian relationship is the man is like asking which chopstick is the fork."

Do you believe you were born a lesbian?

I know that I wasn't. I've had ual and romantic attraction to men in the past on the same level. But I think I was born biual before I changed.

Are you proud? Or ashamed of your uality?

I am proud to be who I am and I am honest about who I am. That is what pride means... I can't control my uality, but I can control whether I choose to own it and embrace it, or whether to hate what I am. I am proud because I choose to love myself and let myself love who I will love.