So last night, was my moms 50th birthday.

My brother and I hosted it at a bar and grill.

Before we even left the house, we had a giant group chat on Facebook seeing where everyone was at because we were gonna leave at like 6:15pm. Some people didn't show up so we had to stall time. 

"Oh mom, I have to use the bathroom"

"Wheres my shoes?"

"Wheres my wallet?"

"Did you feed the dog?"

"Hold on, let me brush my hair!"

Finally we decided to leave, but since people still werent there yet, we decided to take a very long way to there and I had my phone messaging people. So my brother was all, "Hmmm... I think I took the wrong way"

So we purposly took an extra ride around, but when I saw that everyone was finally there, I was like "How do you spell attendance? like EVERYONE is at there at school for attendance?"

Which let my brother know that everyone was there.

So finally we were walking up to the restaurant and as soon as we walked in, she saw them, they yelled surprise, and she turned away and started crying. xD

and then she hit me and my brother.

xD

We had a bunch of family and some of my moms friends there. We ate SO much food. 

then an hour later.

We decided to open up a present that my brother and I got for her.

For 15 years, my brother and I haven't had a picture of us taken professionally and my mom has been wanting one done, but she knows I hate taking pictures; so she was really surprised when she opened up a canvas photo of my brother and I.

Annnnnd she cried.

xD

Then another hour later, my mom partied too hard and got drunk and then became obnoxious so then I had to drive her home xD

but before we left with everyone, we got to witness a funny bar fight.

It was a good way to end a Saturday night^^