- She has no idea what she wants to do in the future.

- She isn't good at anything other than being emotionally unstable.

- She fears that her parents won't let her date a guy 10 years older than her but when she does, they find it cute.

- Every girl that walks the Earth is either a nerd or a . Ordinary people are too mainstream.

- 'And then he picked me up and then he kissed me and then he put me down and then...'

*Hands over thesaurus*

- A guide to eyecolours:

Brown eyes=A chocolate melt

Blue eyes=Blue pools

Green eyes=Emerald orbs

Hazel eyes=Honey 

- 'I nuzzled against his necks and he purred as a response.'

So we are cats now.

- The descriptions of good-looking people are either hot, y, cute or pretty.

I can name a thousand (probably not that many) ways to describe a good-looking person.

- Nobody reads anything other than texts and they about being bored.

- Nobody has intellectual conversations about politics, art or history.

Aren't you bored of talking about love all the time?

- She has a car crash, gets taken to hospital and when she's released (Like 2 hours later), they have so that he can 'kiss her bruises away'.

- When she gets pregnant, all he can do is be happy about it.

So we are forgetting the 24738924843958 fans that are screaming your name outside.

- His hair is always flawless when he wakes up.

- Morning breath is not a problem at all because we all love kissing someone with a rank smell in their mouths.

- Sweating only happens when you're nervous.

- Even though she is from five different countries, the only language she can speak is English.

- Her best friend is always there. Like she can't even have one second of privacy.

- He has lived in the ghetto all his life and has had a dark past.

- Apparently, everybody is a bunny because they hop.

'I hopped out of the car. I hopped in the shower. I hopped on my bed. I hopped on the couch...'

- She has a walk-in closet, a king sized bed, a huge make-up area and her own bathroom yet she doesn't have a desk or bookcase.

- She only watches romantic comedies. 

#boring

- She says she's shy and swkward but when someone insults her boyfriend, she can come up with the best puns and cusses.

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Hello everybody. I hope you had a good laugh. School's started for me so I don't think I can update as much because I'm DYING! Anyway, have a lovely day/afternoon/evening/night.