Mmkay so I just wanted to get this off my chest at like 3 AM in the morning: 

WHY DO ALL GOOD MAFIA STORIES HAVE TO INCLUDE DBSK? (includes in-my-head fantasies)

Let's think about this good and hard - is there a certain spicyness that Jaejoong and Junsu bring to the mafia leader scene? Does Yoochun just seem like a cold-hearted killer? Is Yunho not the most hardcore businessman? Does Changmin ever stop feeling like a rookie? 

I'm just sayin', but like damn. What kind of a reputation has DBSK worked up to earn this glorious trophy spot in my mind? 

But you know, Jaejoong, as a mafia leader - damn that's y (and also sick and twisted in a way that makes me feel like I'm going to die if he looks at me with those eyes, but you know all will be well in the end ) 

Dammit... maybe I should try out an assassin story? I have so many ideas but such little actually motivation to write stories D: strugglebus?