This crappy blog post is dedicated to Ellie, who has to put up with my Khiphop ranting and hates to google things (because she's lazy). 

The only person Ellie seems to know is Dok2 (aka gonzo). His name is pronounced Dok-ee and he is the owner of the world's worst hairline. His hairline kills people, so he always wears a hat. Google "Dok2 hairline" and all you get is pictures of Jonghyun and Taemin making out. Anywho, Dok2 is part of 1llionaire records, and is basically the Pitbull of Korea (he makes relatively good music, is bald and collaborates with everyone). His best song in my opinion is "Paranormal Raptivity", but most things off his South Korean Rapstar mix tape are good. 

On to the next person, Beenzino. Beenzino is considered cute/hot/whatever so he has a lot of fangirls. Beenzino is friends with Chanyeol, so some of you Exotics might know of him (Chanyeol has covered his stuff before). Beenzino is also friends with Dok2, so him and the hairless cat rapper collaborate a good amount. Beenzino is known for his tracks Aquaman and Dali, Van, Picasso. 

Possibly the most important people in Korean hiphop are MFBTY (Tiger JK, Tasha/T/Yoon Mirae and Bizzy). Tiger JK and Tasha are married and have a cute baby named Jordan (or at least I think that's his name). MFBTY also make music separately, and are awesome and respected artists. They have a song "Sweet Dream" which is good for all of your (non)existent parties. 

Honerable mention goes to Double K and The Quiett, who also are awesome. If I ever make later editions of this then they shall appear. If you think I should make more editions of A Basic Guide to Khiphop then comment down below.