Woman giving us paperwork: and these are your confidentiality papers. It states that you will not share any secret recipes, procedures...

Me: You mean our 'don't-be-a-' papers? 

Mom: ...

Woman: What? 

Man (client): giggles

Me: nothing

Mom: Karen, you can't say that kind of stuff

*Woman and man leave

Me: but it was funny, huh?