I NEED TO STOCKPILE

I NEED TO STOCKPILE THESE NOW:

My illustrous state had just closed the Sriracha factory down for being a "nuisance".

Because of that, I have convinced my family to stockpile them because of this.

Enough to last us a while since they do plan to move to Arizona to continue production (or so I've heard).

Just......DAMN YOU CALIFORNIAN POLITICIANS. YOU MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.

/sighs

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sidedish #1 Apr 12, 2014 00:31:56

Are you using illustrious sarcastically or....?

twoderpsonekeyboard #2 Apr 10, 2014 22:08:15

How dare those nearby residents not want to walk out the front door and get a big ole waft of chili pepper into their faces :(

wonglifeforever #3 Apr 10, 2014 21:20:17

that is my best friend when it comes to eating leftovers

ohmygoshwhy #4 Apr 10, 2014 20:53:57

Sorry dude. Since I don't live in Cali, I'm just here laughing at your pain and the pain of all my fam in Cali. XDDDD

ohmygoshwhy #5 Apr 10, 2014 20:53:08

LOLOLOLOLOLOL SRIRACHA IS THE BEST. XD