Gather round children, I'm about to tell you about my embarassing incident of the day... (=____________=)

Today, I was on the bus, and this ridonkulously good-looking dude got on the same bus. We're talking A-grade hottie (Daehyun is A+++++++++ hottie by my standards btw). So I tried not to drool stare at this guy, but instead tried to take sneak peeks at him. I ended up staring at him every half a second OTL 

So anyways, it got to my stop, and I was kinda sad because it meant I couldn't on the dude anymore.

BUT! Luckily, he got off at the same stop as me (*w*)

For some reason though, I began to get panicked that he was walking behind me.  So being the spastic dummy I am, I started to try and walk in a really cool y strut (I was walking like a bloody penguin after drinking 8 vodka shots)

Because I was so focused on my walking, I didn't pay attention to what was in front of me and I ended up walking into a tree branch. 

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HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE ACTUALLY SNORTED.

OH MY KRISUS YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I WAS CRINGING. I JUST WANTED THE GROUND TO SWALLOW ME UP AND TAKE ME TO A HAPPY PLACE (LIKE INTO DAEHYUN'S ARMS) *UGLY SOBS*