Let's start with the good news first

OH MY FREAKIN' GOSH. AREN'T YOU LIKE FREAKIN' EXCITED? IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR AND THREE MONTHS, AND THEN I ACTUALLY THANK SM FOR SOMETHING! THEY HAVE GIVEN SUPER JUNIOR M (FINALLY!) A COMEBACK! AND THE MINI-MEDLEY THAT SM RELEASED ON THEIR CHANNEL FOR THE MINI-ALBUM?! I THINK ALL THE SONGS ON THERE ARE GOING TO BE LIKE...AWESOME! IM KINDA SAD THAT IT'S NOT SUPER JUNIOR'S COMEBACK, BUT WE GET TO SEE ZOUI MI (I HOPE I SPELLED HIS NAME RIGHT. IF I DIDN'T, JUST TELL ME, PLEASE) AND HENRY!

(MV IS RELEASED TOMORROW, MARCH 22, AT THEIR PRESS CONFERENCE IN CHINA!)

Then, to the bad news...

So, after realizing that Super Junior-M has been gone for a year and three months, and Super Junior for a year and almost five months, really makes me upset with SM. Okay, I am a fan of every SM group in the company that is popular now: SNSD, EXO, SHINee, TVXQ, SUPER JUNIOR, f(x). And, I don't mean to offend anyone but really? EXO is like SM's bias group right at the moment. No hate, I am a die-hard EXOtic. *Points at username* I am such an EXOtic that I have them in my username! But, f(x) and Super Junior should get more attention, too. It's been a YEAR AND FIVE MONTHS since y, Free, and Single. Seriously? And, f(x) gives us a wonderful album, and I would like to say that I think it's the best girl group album in 2013, cause it's just the best! And, they give us...one music video. For Rum Pum Pum Pum. Yay! Hooray! Whatever. Okay, EXO gives us three albums in 2013: Wolf, Growl, Miracles in December (don't even forget the drama versions), and I understand that every K-Pop group works very hard. All the K-Pop groups out there probably had to train for years to get accepted in their company, and they work very hard right now. EXO has done a good job, giving all the EXOtics three albums in 2013, but...no offence, I think that only getting f(x)'s Pink Tape would replace Wolf, Growl, and Miracles in December. NO OFFENCE! I'm not much as a fan of f(x) as EXO, but f(x) did a really great job with Pink Tape. And, that's all they have for 2013. And, so they get their first solo concert AFTER FOUR YEARS OF DEBUT?! C'mon SM, what's like up with that? Are you seriously kidding me? Super Junior hasn't even been getting that much credit because they're one of the "senior" groups or whatever. Don't you say that about Super JUNIOR! And, remember that concert that they had with like EXO? It's their first solo concert, and it's not even solo! So, SM's just like: "Oh, EXO, our new group, is more popular these days, so let's put them in with f(x). Ooh! It'll be f(x)'s first solo concert! And, more EXOtics than f(x) fans will come there! Oh yeah! I'm the best person with the best idea yet! Right guys? Up top!" Really? Oh, and talk about fan names! Okay, so SM just released the new fan name for f(x), which is an Aff(x)tion. If you're an f(x) fan, you are an Aff(x)tion. But, I needed a name in like 2012, not 2014. And, I'm new to K-Pop, so look at all the K-Pop fans before me! Some have  been fans of f(x) when they first debuted, 2009! And for four years, you don't give us a fan name, woohoo! Imagine if you were at SM Town?

SONE: I'm a SONE, and like I ship Taeny forever! And, pink is awesome!

EXOtic: Nega olff, aww! YEHET, SEHUN! Gapbapsong, Baekhyun! EXOTICS RULE!

Shawol: I am like a die-hard Shawol, Taemin is a beauty, but then Bling Bling gives me that stare...

Casseopeia: I am like a CASSIE FOR LIFE UNTIL I DIE! See, I have red EVERYWHERE?! You know how my bias is? You know it...U-KNOW YUNHO!

Everlasting Friend (ELF): ELF UNTIL THE DAY I STOP BEING Y, FREE, AND SINGLE! I love you, SUNGMIN!

All the other fandoms: So, what group do you like?

You or Me: Well, ur...SM is still working on a fan name for my group but, I'm like a hard-core f(x) fan! Yeah!

All the other fandoms: Um, okay. BUT WHAT'S YOUR GROUP COLOR? THAT MATTERS THE MOST!

You or Me: Well, SM is also working on THAT, but you know...it ur...

Okay, maybe that was a little extimated but...don't even talk about the fan color. What's f(x)'s fan color? Or, am I just really late? Because, you see pink and blue oceans everywhere, and I really don't know what f(x)'s fan color is. Oh, that's right, because they had never had a solo concert before because SM is mean and cruel to the girls, and none of the fans have waved glowsticks before! Can I like get a sub-unit or something like that? Yes, Kai and Lay can dance, but so can Victoria. Chen, D.O, Baekhyun, and Luhan have amazing vocals, but so does Luna, Krystal, and Sulli. Kris and Chanyeol can rap, so can Amber. And no haters, she's NOT a dude. Amber can dress how she wants to. SM, think again. Some of the Aff(x)tions are mad...you better give them what they want. If you're not going to do anything with f(x), mind as well give them to another company that would be more careful about the five, poor girls.

Below is a letter translated from Google Translate. Yeah, that's kind of cheating. But I don't speak Korean or write or read it, so here you go. I don't mean to sound harsh, but that's this one thing that has been driving me crazy.

Here's the English:

Dear SM, have you ever thought about actually looking at f(x) and Super Junior for a while? Yes, we know what you have to do. You're a company, and companies need to make money. So, since Exo is more popular now, you will make all the fans buy whatever stuff you give out about Exo, so you can have the money. Great idea! But, maybe some of your other groups have power and talent, too. If you actually put effort into some groups, they could give you as much money as Exo. I support your company, all the groups you have debuted are absolutely great, and I have nothing against Exo. I listen to all of your groups' songs, and they're wonderful. Don't lose a loyal fan.

Korean/한국의:

친애하는 SM, 혹시 실제로 잠시 동안 F (x)와 슈퍼 주니어를 찾고에 대한 생각? 예, 우리는 당신이 무엇을해야할지 알고 있습니다. 당신은 회사이고, 회사는 돈을 벌 필요가있다. 출 지금 더 인기가 있기 때문에 그래서, 당신은 모든 팬이 당신이 출에 대해 알려주지 어떤 물건을 구입할 것입니다, 그래서 당신은 돈을 가질 수 있습니다. 좋은 생각! 하지만, 어쩌면 당신의 다른 그룹의 일부도 힘과 재능이있다. 당신이 실제로 어떤 그룹으로 노력을하면, 그들은 출 당신에게 많은 돈을 줄 수 있습니다. 당신의 회사를 지원하는, 당신은 데뷔 한 모든 그룹이 절대적으로 중대하다, 나는 출에 대해 아무것도 없다. 나는 당신의 그룹 '의 모든 곡을 듣고, 그들은 훌륭한입니다. 충성하는 팬을 잃지 마십시오.