K-Pop Problems
This is what you get for joining the different world of K-Pop...
Inspired by Allkpop memes
Me: "Hey, I'm gonna sing you a song!"
Friend: "Okay!"
Me: "Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo-"
Friend: "Oh, I don't like Su-"
Me: *poker-face* don't...you...dare...
Friend: "-per..."
Me: you...biittcc
Friend: "I don't like Super Junior."
Me: *slams her head down with a guitar* "Die, you inimportant human being! HOw do you not dare like the Kings of the Korean Wave?!"
!!!
Me: *on the computer* "Bonamana!"
Little Brother: *comes in*
Me: LEAVE!
Little Brother: :( Okay...
Later...
Little brother: *comes in again*
Me: "A-CHA!" Wait, what did I say? Go away!
Even later...
Little Brother: *comes in a gain (I know I spaced the "a and the "gain")*
Me: Fine! Watch it!
Little Brother: Yipee!
Computer: "Hey! I'm Mr. Simple!"
Little Brother: They dance funny.
R.I.P. My Little Brother
Killed by: Unknown?
2006 - 2014
Me: I dunno! It just happened! *cries*
!!!
Me: "I got a boy chicken!"
Grandma: "Would you like some cookies-"
Me: "Grandma! Well, um, okay...but don't interrupt me again..."
Grandma: No problem, sweetie.
Later...
Me: "WOW, FANTASTIC BABY!" *really cool breakdown that isn't embarrasing at all*
Little Brother (that died but revived again): "Watcha watching?"
Me: Pokerface
Little Brother: Fine, I won't say anything again!
Me: What does 'don't interrupt me when I'm trying to watch K-Pop videos' don't they understand?!
Later..
Strict and harsh mother comes in: "Watcha doin', honey?"
Me; "DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT I SAID? I SAID TO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I" -turns around- "Oh...hey mom...how's your day going?"
Strict and harsh mother: "Imma going to.."
!!!
Mean friend at school: She totally likes him. You can see it in your eyes! *whispering to other friends*
Me: *overhears* Me?! Yeah, right. You better look at yourself, you like him!
Mean friend at school: *scuffs* WHATEVER.
Me: My only thirty-one husbands are only EXO, Super Junior, Super Junior M and SHINee. Nothing personal. They're more boys than you'll ever kiss.
!!!
Stupid kid at school: You wanna be my girlfriend?
Me: Are you D.O, Yesung, Taemin, or Kyuhyun?
Stupid kid at school: What-ie-what??
Me: than no.
MORE WIL BE ADDED SOON, JUST LAZY NOW!
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