The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.

 

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 4

 

[X] You have run into a tree/bush.

[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow

[X] You have tried to your elbow… a few

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm

[] You just tried to sing them

So far: 6

 

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

[X] You have choked on your own spit

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it

[] You’ve never seen the Matrix

[] You type only with two fingers

So far: 7

 

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[] You have caught yourself drooling.

[X] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 10

 

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 13

 

[] You have eaten a bug

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[] You have run around in your house.

So far: 16

 

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t

[X] You break a lot of things.

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 19

 

[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.

[X] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day. 

TOTAL: 21

TOTAL:  21/37

 

 

 

 

OMG WHY AM I SO DUMB...