OK SO I NEARLY SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE

I WENT TO PUT MORE OIL IN THE BURNER AND THE OIL SPILT (A LOT. IM A LITTLE CLUMSY OK) AND THEN IT CAUGHT ON FIRE.

LIKE HOLY .

THE WHOLE BURNER WENT UP IN FLAMES AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SO I GRABBED LIKE A PIECE OF PAPER AND TRIED HITTING IT BUT THE PAPER JUST WILTED.

AND MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP BTW.

SO THEN I GRABBED MY APPLE JUICE AND POURED IT ON THE FIRE.

AND IT GOT WORSE AND HOLY IT SPREAD.

I FOUND A PAIR OF SOMETHING LIKE... I DNO I THINK THEY WERE SHORTS AND THREW IT OVER MY BURNER AND IT SIZZLED AND THEN THE FIRE WENT OUT BUT OMG IM STILL SHAKING.

THE BURNER IS BLACK WITH SOOT AND MY STICKY NOTE IS HALF INCINERATED.

MY BURNER IS LAUGHING AT ME FOR BEING STUPID.

THAT IS ALL OK GOODBYE.