Soooooooo Im bored again so I decided to write about my brother who I LOVE SO MUCH. Maybe. When he's like, in another country. 

Here are three "conversations" we had this week, and I swear Im not making any of this up. 

Him: Sir, Im famished. 

Me: Okay.

Him: SIR, IM FAAAAMMISHED!!!!!

Me: The kitchen literally 10 feet away. 

Him: Can I have some dough, d o double g?

Me: No. You just had lunch like 20 minutes ago. 

Him: SIR, IM FAMISHED. I NEED A DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams in my ear*

Me: You're the one with the job.

Him: BUT SIR, IM FAMISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Me: Too bad. 

Him: *walks up to my room, me following*

Me: Okay, get out. 

Him: IM FAMISHED!!!!! *starts trashing my room*

Me: Dude, stop. 

Him: *still throwing things at the wall in my room* SIR, IM FAMISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Dude. 

Him: I NEED A DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear, that happened. 

My parents don't really know I like kpop but my brother does cuz he likes to play my music and go like: what is THIS?

Him: *starts playing his favorite song incredibly loudly*

Me: *turns up the volume on my music that I'm playing into HEADPHONES*

Him: BLURRED LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sits on my bed*

Me: Can you go?

Him: No. *Starts scrolling through my playlist*

Me: Seriously. Get out. 

Him: What is THIS?!!?!! *starts playing Heartbreaker by GD*

Me: Music?

Him: *listens for two seconds* THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Get out.

Him: *plays Soom by Beast* (he really likes to blast that song and scream what is this??!? idk why) WHAT IS THIS????????????????????????????????????????

Me: Beast

Him: Eewwwwwwwwwwww. *starts playing blurred lines again*

Me: *sigh*

Him: BLURRED LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Okay, Im just gonna go *gets up and leaves, dragging bro with me to make sure my room is safe*

Him: But sir!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Come on.

Him: BLURRED LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He loves that song so much. I hate it. 

Him(to the dog): COME AT ME, BRO!!!!!!!!! COME AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *sigh*

Him(to the dog): *charges the poor dog with a good sized football* BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Don't harass the dog. 

Him: COME AT ME BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *corners the poor, confused dog into a corner*

Me: *gets up*

Him: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Dude, don't do that to poor Maddie (our dog)

Him: *drops the football on the dog* BRO!!!

Me: Don't do that to Maddie!!!!! *runs over and pushes him away*

Him: *runs into me, still holding the football* COME AT ME BRO!!!!!!!

Me(to the dog): Okay Maddie, lets go outside!!!! *lets her out and blocks the door*

Him(to the cat): COME AT ME BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

This is what I live with. Everyday. He's older than me. Think about that. 

Please comment on this INCREDIBLY AMAZING PIECE OF WRITING!!! Lol.