What Nationality Amy)
soccer. nigga please
total: 3
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops. i really dont want a shoe up my crack
[x] you love a backyard barbie. yeeee bbqs are good
[x] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] you love the beach. who doesn't
[x] som you swear without realizing. k i think everyone does this
[x] you're a sports fanatic. yesssss
[ ] you are tanned.
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] you have an australian something.
total: 5
Italian
[ ] the sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes her own sauces. what type of sauces c; /slapped to mercury
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes. ohohohoh a real meatball you say? ;))))
[ ] you know italian songs.. wat
[x] you speak spanish or some. okay this is basically everyone who's gone through the american school system
[x] you like tacos. who doesnt i mean really
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. what i think you're mixing up spanish people with 7-year olds
[ ] you are dark skinned.
[ ] you know what a puta is.
[ ] you talk fast occasionally. nah i talk pretty
total: 3
Russian
[ ] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[x] you get short tempered. oh yah
[x] you know of somebody
[x] you get cold easily.
[ ] rain is fun for you.
[ ] you get into contests all the time.
[ ] you can easily make do with the cold weather. nigga please i can't deal with cold weather
total: 3
[ ] you think beer is the best. actually vodka and whiskey are so much better than beer sooooooo
[x] you have a bad temper.
[ ] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. okay now this is just silly
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[x] you have been to a st. paddy's day party.
[ ] you have a family member from ireland.
[ ] you have red hair. oh my god can this get any more racist
[ ] you have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
total: 3
African American hey it would be nice if you guys listened to this song while reading this section just saying you should do it it'll be funny
[x] you say nigga/nukka casually wow i've typed it out two times in this quiz already also nobody but white people says nukka seriously who the goes around like "aaaayy wazzap my nukka"
[ ] you have nappy hair.
[x] you like rap. yeee. a$ap rocky is the .
[x] you know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] you think president george walker bush is racist.
[x] you like chicken. okay seriously who doesn't like chicken
[ ] you like watermelon. i'm kinda surprised this quiz didn't ask if i liked kool-aid
[x] you can dance. 'course.
[ ] you can 'sing' gospel.
total: 5
Asian
[ ] you have slanty/small eyes. nigga please there was a line and you just crossed it
[ ] you like rice a lot. i eat it but don't really love it
[ ] you are good at math. ahhhahahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaa
[x] you have played the piano.
[x] you have family from asia. yee
[ ] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth. the who does this?
[x] most people think you're chinese. maybe because i am chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] you go to baulko. okay what is a baulko supposed to be OKAYI JUST GOOGLED IT IS IS A SCHOOL IN NEW SOUTH WALES OR SOME please explain to me how going to baulko makes me asian if i don't even live in new south wales
total: 3
German
[x] you like bread.
[x] you think german chocolate is good.
[x] you speak some german.
[x] you know what schnitzel is.
[x] you went to preschool.
[x] you're over 5'2
total: 6
Canadian
[ ] you like/play/played hockey.
[ ] you love beer. i think i already went over this in the irish section
[x] you say eh.
[x] you know what poutine is.
[ ] you speak some french.
[x] you love tim horton's. YES IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN DUNCAN DONUTS
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] you watch/watched degrassi.
total: 3
hahahahah i'm german, black, italian, and australian
why am i so un-asian yoooo
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