BTS Rant

Hey guys wassup (the loof)

 

So a few days ago i got into BTS a.k.a Bangtan Boys...

 

And.... my reaction for when Jimin showed his abz whas literally like this: 

And so, until today, Jiminnie has been my bias...

Anyways, allow me to start my ranting.

Rap Monster: 

You see, this guy. His english is like. srsly really good. i mean where did he learn all dat.

I saw his log which was full english and im just like: 

yeah you see, this is what kpop idols speaking english make me look like.

Anyways, i saw a few pics of him without his glasses on and damn, i gotta admit, he looks pretty good.

His dimples...

Jin:

Yeah, so, when Jin is driving le bus, yeah he totally didnt see all those boxes there, i mean thats totally legit.

When he crashed into all those boxes,

But you know, happens all the time in the kpop m/v world.

So, Jin decided it'd be cool if he crashed into all the boxes and just parked le bus there. 

Cool story bro.

Yeah i found out Jin's 10 years older than me.

Ok, maybe its not that surprising, but hey Ryewook's 27, so, its cool bro.

Jimin: 

Jimin Jimin Jimin... What should i do about you.

What made me die was - 

ALERT.

Suga's face is kinda funny... Sorry. 

Jimin's ............

Ok, ummm.... Shall i just move onto the next member before i die?

Suga:

As you know, Suga wants a big house, big car(probs to fit all of BTS) and big rings.

But the point is...

The big rings are gonna fall off, Suga, so i recommend you to just stick with small rings.

And it was actually quite hard to for me to believe that Suga was 21. 

I mean look at him: 

Yeah....

V:

So, another letter of the alphabet.

So far there has been 

L (INFINITE)

N (VIXX)

And of course, V (BTS)

Yeah and the next person is gonna be called Z or something.

J-Hope:

J-Hope brings hope to everyone. like literally.

Erm...His really cute and hes matrix thingy he does in We Are Bulletproof Part 2 is ing amazing y'all.

Of course, my Jimminies flying is awesome.

And..yeah...I dont have much to say, so lets spam this with J-Hope .

Not much spam...

JungKook:

*speechless*

 

*speechless*

When i first saw No more dream, JungKook was my bias

And as you already know, it was ruined by someone called PARK JIMIN.

Hes only like what, 15 or 17 and he can rap, dance, sing what the is this sorcery.

JungKook he is so cute.

But you see, im not much of a bias stealer, so i'll just leave him alone...

*stares at his body*

And of course, V and Suga had to show their s.

ALERT.

BTS Gif Spam:

All three of them. ALERT.

His teeth *^*

oh mah god is that you, Suga? O_O V's like- god this hyung

Ok. Bye. 

 

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KimHyeIn
#1
YOU HAVE NO ING IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME LAUGH HOW DARE YOU IM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING A MONOLOGUE AND JUST JUNGKOOK PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN YOU AINT LEGAL IN KOREA YOU LIL LOL