` ( ❊ psychology test ) ; courtesy of _milkshake
1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
rick ross
so he could pull an expensive car out of his pocket and we wouldn't have to walk anymore
keep it 3hunna
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A dragon. Because yolo
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
run the away i ain't messing with no dragon
4. You walk deeper into the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size.
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge af yo.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
why not
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on and around the table.
food and a bunch of hot guys
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of (ceramic, glass, paper, etc.)?
why the is there a cup outside don't the maids know that cups go in the cupboard
but glass
8. What do you do with the cup?
i don't know man, put it back in the kitchen where it belongs?
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it (creek, river, ocean, etc...)
ocean
10. How will you cross the water?
are you high
or are you jesus
This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:
1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life. ahahah apparently rick ross is the most important person in my life okay then
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems. i have dragon-sized probs okay then
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive). well what the would you do with a dragon, try to become bffs with it?
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems. okay now this test isn't even hiding the fact that it's total bs
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You'd prefer people to not drop by unannounced. oh hey look this one actually makes sense
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers then you are generally unhappy. looooool whaat. but what if i said that there were a bunch of s?
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person from number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are disposable; Styrofoam, paper, and glass (ceramics) are not durable; and metal and plastic are durable. ahahah i have a weak relationship with rick ross well no ing
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person in number 1. what
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your ual desire. makes sense
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your life.
okay let me ask you one more time
are you high?
i think it's pretty obvious i just ted my way through this thing
kkbye
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