I Am 60% Mentally Unstable... (Out of 144%)

[ x ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'.
[ x ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[    ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ x ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ x ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[    ] You have been called a blond.  
TOTAL SO FAR:  4
 
[    ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[    ] You just tried to your elbow. 
[    ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[    ] You just sang them to make sure.
[ x ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ x ] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
 
[    ] you have seen the matrix
[    ] You type with three fingers or less.
[    ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 
[    ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[    ] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
 
[ x ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ x ] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.  
[ x ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[    ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[    ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
 
[    ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[    ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[    ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[    ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 
[ x ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
 
[    ] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[    ] You break a lot of things.
[ x ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ x ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ x ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[    ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[    ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ x ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ x ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL SO FAR:  15
 
Take your total, Multiply by 4
Name this blog post: I am whateverpercentageyougot mentally unstable.

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