This is not necessary to read lol, I just thought I should do an excerpt for the fun of it ^^

(Omake):

“Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty~” Taemin said to the general public of the ER room the next day.

“Taemin, stop it, you’ll blind the patients,” Onew said, sitting on a chair with his hand to his forehead. The rest of the group: Ji Yeon, Minho, Jonghyun, Annie, and Jessica were dispersed around the room.

“The nurse told me to though…”

 

Jessica walked out of the bathroom. “The mirrors are so small,” she sighed and flipped aside her hair.

 

Taemin stared at her with venom in his eyes. “THEN WHY DON’T YOU GO USE YOUR OWN BATHROOM AT HOME. “

 

“Okay, cut it out. I get it, you hate me!” Jessica shot back.

 

“NICE OF YOU TO NOTICE.”

 

“…you hate me because I’m prettier than you…”

 

Taemin’s jaw dropped. “How dare you?”

 

Jessica stuck out her tongue.

 

“You—“

 

“CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP, KEY’S DYING OVER HERE,” Jonghyun said impatiently.

 

Out of anger Taemin pulled down the blinds in one forceful jerk.

 

“Ow, my eyes…” The lump on the bed shifted.

 

“Key?!” Ji Yeon jumped out of the waiting chair.

 

“No, that wasn’t him. We’re just hearing things…” Minho mumbled.

 

“Ki Bum…” Jonghyun knelt down beside his bed and lowered his head.

 

“KI BUMM!” Jonghyun burst into manly tears.

 

“Can you not?” The lump groaned.

 

“IT TALKED.” Jonghyun looked up with shiny eyes.

 

Key stared at Jonghyun from the corner of his eyes and then rolled them. “Oh God.”

 

Onew put a hand to his face. “We must miss him this much… that we’re starting to hear things.”

 

Annie put an arm around Ji Yeon. “It’s okay… he’s in a better place now.”

 

“I’m not dead, you idiots,” Key muttered.

 

“KI BUM! MY LOVER!” Jonghyun jumped into the bed.

 

“Oh god. Get off me!” Key demanded.

 

Jonghyun sat on Key's legs and threw his arms into the air. "You're not dead!" He declared.

 

"I THINK I WILL BE VERY SOON. HOW MUCH DO YOU FLIPPING WEIGH?!"

 

"Hmm... last time i checked..." Jonghyun put his finger to his lips.

 

A few seconds past, a few more, and a few more...

 

"Hm..."

 

Key checked his watch.

 

"Hm.."

 

"FORGET IT. I never asked you that okay?"

 

"Kibum, saranghae!"

 

"He's on drugs again, isn't he?" 

 

"Yeah," Onew replied. "Something like that."

 

"Taemin's banana milk," Minho added in quietly.

 

"I KNEW IT." Key shook his head with narrowed eyes.

 

This couldn't go on.

 

Jonghyun needed to get a girlfriend. That was the last straw.

 

 

 

 

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