I'm 120% mentally unstable

 

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.
 
 
TOTAL: 4
 
[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[x] You just tried to your elbow. 
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. 
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
 
TOTAL: 9
 
[] you have seen the matrix
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 
 
TOTAL: 12
 
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
 
TOTAL: 17
 
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.
 
TOTAL: 21
 
[x] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. 
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. 
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. 
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
 
TOTAL: 30
 
Take your total, Multiply by 4
Put the title as : I'm ___% mentally unstable. 
 
120% ...
 
Stolen from vanadium_elmm

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