I WOULD LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON OR LIVING THING ROMANTICALLY PAIRED UP WITH EITHER LEE EUNHYUK OR LEE DONGHAE EXCEPT FOR THEMSELVES TO BE CHASED BY AFRICAN BEES, FALL INTO A POOL OF MUD AND FECES, AND GET RUN OVER BY A FRIGGIN' TRUCK.

I hope this is as clear as it gets. :) ♥