slowly revamping the babes, i promise their apps will be back up soon! <3

 

a wide range of incorrect quotes that i found that represent my characters very well and gave me quite a laugh! these quotes also feature many other characters, so please have fun reading everyone!!

 

Esther: do you have any bags i can borrow?
Alice: the only bags i have are the ones beneath my eyes and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Esther: well that doesn't exactly help me with the groceries, alice.

 

Charlie: i don't think i'm handsome
Haven: WHAT
Sheng, running all the way from Taiwan to Haven's dorm room:
Sheng, kicking the door open: I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT HANDSOME

 

Hua: guys, we're out of candy.
Minju: what? already? there's only been like three kids.
Hua: yeah, i know, but one little girl told me she loved me so i just gave her everything.

 

Member: where are you going?
Alice: to get coffee or commit a felony, i'll decide in the car

 

Charlie: my life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. no metaphor. i mean like coats and jackets. getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. soup.

 

Jasper: you know, ketchup is technically a smoothie.
Hua: jasper, i love you, but please, don't whisper these things in my ear at 2am.

 

Alice, seeing people do something idiotic: oh god what ing idiots
Alice, after realizing it's Essence: oh no those are my idiots

 

Deshi: aren't you supposed to be asleep?
Charlie: i'm supposed to be a lot of things but i live to disappoint

 

Hua: i got a lot of beef with the concept of dust
Hua: absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it.

 

Member: it's really muggy out today.
Alice: if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i'm going to kill you.
Member: *sips coffee from a bowl*

 

Yong: how do you want your coffee?
Charlie: as dark and bitter as my soul.
Yong: ...so a vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar?
Charlie: yes please

 

Hua: the outburst i had at joann fabrics is not reflective of who i am

 

*valentine's day*
Alice: roses are red
Alice: i'm going to bed

 

Yijun: hey charlie...you're hands look heavy, can i carry them for you?
Charlie: *flustered*
Charlie: uhm, okay
Yong: hey haneul, you look heavy. can i carry you?
Haneul:
Yong: ah wait that's not what i meant- you aren't heavy- OH MY GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME YOU TINY BEAST

 

Jasper: you love me, right?
Hua: normally, i'd say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere and i don't like it.

 

Member: what exactly are you doing?
Alice, surrounded by fifteen cats: building a family

 

Dispatch: *following charlie around*
Boss: any news?
Dispatch: he stole something.
Boss: omg what
Dispatch: my heart :')

 

Hua: i'm having a baby.
Minjae: congratu--
Hua, slamming adoption papers on the table: it's you, sign here.

 

Leader: alice, tell a joke.
Alice: why can't dinosaurs clap?
Essence: lol why
Alice: because they're all dead.
Essence:
Leader: esther, tell a joke.

 

Yijun: watch as i hold the whole world in my hands
Charlie: yea right
Yijun: *cups charlie's face*
Yijun: see
Charlie:
Charlie, softly: oh

 

*in the group chat*
Hua: gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
Kyungjae: no.
Hua: this was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.
Kyungjae: word*.
Hua: i want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven's front door.

 

Alice: the path to inner peace begins with four words
Alice: not my ing problem

 

Yong: i want you to smile!
Charlie: i am in pain.

 

Hua: i just got a random burst of energy and i think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down

 

Minho: are we fighting or flirting?
Alice: i'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Minho: your point?

 

Yijun: my friend thinks you're cute.
Charlie: which friend?
Yijun: me. i'm the friend.

 

Hua: no more making fun of me when i misuse dated cultural references, alright? are we cowabunga on this?
Sohee: fine. we're cowabunga.

 

Alice, to Minho: i'm too tired to slap you. bash your face up against my palm

 

Yong: *flops into charlie's lap*
Charlie: wha...ok
Charlie: *hugs yong back*

 

Hua: they ask me how i manage spice so easily.
Hua: the secret is, i don't. i have no control over them whatsoever.
Hua: earlier, sohee called my name and when i showed up to see what was going on, ezra shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

 

Alice: my standards are very high
Minho, looking at Chan: i doubt that

 

Charlie: yijun, what are you doing?
Yijun: i'm drawing a map
Charlie: but...that looks like my eyes?
Yijun: i often get lost in them
Charlie: *blushes*

 

Hua: hey, can you pass me my will to live?
Kyungjae: i can't throw minjae across the table

 

Alice: i would never hit my kids. but i will occasionally flip them off when they're not looking.

 

Charlie: do you like me? or do you like-like me?
Yijun, on one knee with a ring: take a wild guess

 

Sohee to Minju, laying face down in her bed: and then i called him dad
Hua in the kitchen with Spencer, on the verge of tears: and then she called me dad

 

Alice as a McDonald's employee: sorry sir, we don't serve a mc here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a mcproblem.

 

Charlie: you guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you guys even get here so fast?
Seulki: several traffic violations.
Haneul: three counts of resisting arrest.
Yong: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Bolin: also, that's not our car.

 

Jasper: i have good news and bad news
Hua: good news first
Jasper: i won't do this again!

 

Leader: why are you like this??
Alice: i used too much "no more tears" shampoo as a kid and i haven't felt a single emotion since.

 

Jiahao: that shirt looks so pretty on you gege!
Charlie: aw thank you
Jiahao: but i think it'd look prettier on yijun gege's floor
Charlie, a panicked gay:
Yijun: are you hitting on him...for me?

 

Fans: how many children do you have?
Hua: biologically, legally, or emotionally, because there IS a difference

 

Alice: it's the 3rd day of this year and i think i'd like to cancel my 7-day free trial subscription to 2022 cuz i've had enough