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[THIS IS AN AD!!!] two wise men named joshua & vernon once asked, "what's 2 minus 1?" we respect them but we ain't it. 

Foreword

i hope you don't misunderstand this ad's title i just wanted to insert a seventeen reference somewhere because Why Not! nothing going on here 

anyways! if you're just like us 2 lonely friends looking for new company, then please do spare the time to read this ad as i go on to basically sell myself and my friend off like new products on the market <3

meet the friend!

• oa, so minors kindly dni! 
• lives in the plus side of the world, sleeps like a minus sometimes, but he's definitely a 10/10 iykwim :lipbite:
• mostly fcs males but he's so chill with everything that i think you can convince him to fc the handy manny characters with you 
• sk8er boi who? everyone this is your chance to get the gamer boy of your dreams!!!! for a friend!!! and only at night he's like a reversed version of cinderella
• he plays all the hot girl games of fl too. WILL carry you in genshin, but please do carry him in valorant he explicitly asked me to include that
• also said he can try to play other games for you see how sweet he is 
• he has a full-time job irl so replies may be sporadic, but he will hop continents to reply to you if you ever really really really need him
• says he's mostly down to do everything with you on his free time though (small talks, deep talks, hyperbeam parties, cpdp, gaming, to name a few)
• nothing (though he's chill with jokes) he's a sfw man!!! also kinda lazy to plot rn
• he's also nd and not looking for relationships atm.
• overall a great friend i can go on and on to compliment him but i know him enough to know that i will get a bonk if i continue speaking so experience the great friendship that he has to offer yourself :yasss:

meet the writer of this ad!

• oa, minors kindly dni (2), and sfw (chill with jokes tho). 
• a plus, sleeps like a plus, but hey it's not like i'm not down to stay up to talk to you :)
• honestly practically left fl already but for what it's worth i mostly fc females but i fc males sometimes as well. can even go 2d for you (you endearing lil weeb <3) cpdps? sign me tf up!
• the strength of my friend is my fatal flaw i do not game aside from crk and plato (crowd booing) but i will watch your streams and listen to you talking about games if you want me to 
• whether you wanna talk about the trivial details of your day or the origin of the cosmos or the stupid fanwars on stan twt, i'm down for all of that. 
• i'm basically a good morning and good night bot just avail my services and i shall deliver
• uni student with a spontaneous schedule (?) so replies may be embarrassingly fast or excruciatingly slow
• if you ever wanna game, listen to music, and hyperbeam anime or k-dramas or american shows or whatever together with me, then i'm more than willing to squeeze it somewhere in my schedule!
• you can drag me to rps with you but no plotting though my brain's too mushy for that
• not really looking for relationships atm but if it happens, then it happens. (tired of red flags though please leave me alone)
• i practically have no life so i can attention you 

interested in either one of us? or both? then dm us your dc tag! support this small business we're trying our best