Lf: Sweet Delicious Buttery Buns.

Description

As our lady and savior Ylona Garcia once said, entertain me boy

Foreword

hello beautifuls. gorgeouses. stunninges. magnificensesessses. been feeling somewhat lonely nowadays and i thought maybe some new company would be great. to sum it up i want some attention (lol haha loser)

  • first and foremost i am a hag by age and a boomer by soul so please do not interact if you're not old enough to have a credit card under your own name (spare card details btw)
  • not necessarily looking for anything specific, won't say no to some good Shiggly Wiggly Sniggly in The Sheets but i'm open for Wholesome Friendships where we enable each other in our stupidity
  • if you do want some Shmack Wack Click Clack Bang in the sheets i prefer to discuss my preferences in private (tldr i have none hit me with ur best shot y)
  • other than being a smiggidybang enjoyer, my other toxic trait is i game a lot. in the words of my friends i probably do not know what grass looks like. must be purple. but genshin, valorant, phasmophobia, raft, dbd, ur mom, tears of themis, you name it, i play it. if you want me to play something with you all you have to do is ask and in the next hour i'm probably done checking out the game to play it with you
  • i do not exist in any zones i am always awake and never asleep but if you insist i'm on the plus side but worry not i change body clocks by will
  • i love watching things with people so please take advantage of me (my hb premium i mean) use me as you will (my hb premium i swear)
  • i try my best to reply as fast as i can but i do have my work hours so replies tend to be slow around those hours
  • i fc everyone so i'm sorry i cannot always be the het dom nsa jk fc for you all the time

if this ad is a mess please blame my friend they're writing it with me and they keep enabling everything i blurt out. but heey if you're still interested in talking somehow? pm me with your discord / your twitter. i swear i'm not as stupid as this ad is

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