EXO as Zookeepers + Daily Blog (Happy Sunday!)

Me when I see everything burn down

Good morning ladies and gentlemen (to Johnny Suh and to Johnny Suh only. Maybe to Sicheng too.)

Happy Sunday!

Quick daily blog of today and a small creative process journal—Went on a date with Sora today to do our nails and buy some make up. Sora is turning sixteen this year, good gracious. So while we were talking while getting our nails done, we began to talk about how EXO and a couple of ideas were being thrown around.

At first, it was all about EXO and Super M’s Tiger Inside song and I somehow got into the idea of Exo as Zookeepers. I don’t know how we got there but imagine

Baekhyun being head of the bird section and he’s jumping around tryna tame the parrots or some . He would throw out seeds and they would flock around him like a prince charming he is. He’s hardworking and would do anything to up to Suho, the director of the Zoo.

What do you mean they are cutting down my bird budget? What about my seagulls? What about my macaw????

Kyungsoo would be the seal trainer. He’d hold food and he’d go “Up. Up.”. The seals would be scared of Kyungsoo but they’ll listen to him. He would be a trainer who focuses on perfection. Kyungsoo gives no flying s. He loves his seals.

They said you must mirror their actions for them to listen to you. They say, Kyungsoo do. Down. 

Chanyeol would be the ranger dude, he’d be a tour guide. He’d show people around and go, these are the giraffes and the fishies and what not. He just wants to end the day with a bottle of soju and cuddle the bears.

What do you mean I introduced the black bear as the grizzly bear? It's a grizzly bear if I say it is a grizzly beaR

Chen would be the master of the butterflies. Can always imagine his gentle face beaming at the butterflies while he sings to them because he believes that love his voice (no doubt, they do.)

buttahflaaah, buttahflaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Xiumin would be with the polar bears. Ice dude. He plays favorites with his favorite polar bear.

How dare ya insult maaaaah polarbearrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yixing would handle the crocodiles. You know, the people who put their heads inside the crocodiles? He keeps forgettign their names and just called them crocodile one, crocodile 2, crocodile 3. On some days, he’d handle the farm animals too because sheep.

Suho said I must call them by their names but why???? 

Sehun would be the ticket dude because he’s handsome but most probably he owns the zoo(??) and no one knows and when everyone finds out they are like our maknae, the ticket master, owns the zoo????

Ticketmaster? , I own the zoo. 

Kai would be the snake guy who stands there and tells you scary stories about how boa constrictors would kill you when you sleep but he would cry if you hurt any of his snakes. He would be the only one who knows about Sehun owning the zoo.

WHO LET THE SNAKES OUT

Suho would be the director and he would place everyone in their respective positions because Suho. LOL

Animals? All my employees ARE ANIMALS

Let me know if you have any ideas, because honestly, it’d do good as a sit com type of setting.

HAPPY SUNDAY!

Daily blog:

Nails! Other than being the outspoken one of the two of us, my need for colors is no where near Sora’s. Sometimes our tastes are so different because even though she is the quieter more submissive one, her taste is explosive. She literally went into the nail shop and yelled out “COLOR!”

And color she got lmao

Opted for simple so Boss won't tell me he gets distracted by my nails when I type down my meeting minutes. 

We also got some very bulky date shoes so when we go on more dates later, we can wear them and feel comfortable. Also, if one of us loses the other in the crowd, I bet we’d be able to spot these slippers from a mile away. They also make very squeaky noises against the ground.

Sora said it can be our mating call but I think it’s a siren for disaster.

ew, our feet. #sugardaddy #onlyfansmaterial #moneyforfeet 

We went on to get some tea, the too much gene got to us and instead of buying only one drink, we bought three instead so we can both get sugar high and head to the gym later in the evening (I can assure you, we will not).

YIKES, milk tea with burnt cheese, coffee with bubbles and jasmine tea. Sugar rush. 

That’s it for today and Monday is coming soon, I hope all of you enjoyed your weekend and if you did anything special (I hope you did, time is precious), let me know so I know we all have social lives instead of just living in our heads writing fanfiction.

Sending love, <3

Mandalee

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Nicole121314 #1
My boys are being so dorks haha.. and Exo as Zookeeper will be good hehe
dreamshun
#2
you're so funny hehe ♡
Myzurah
#3
Phew, nice date with Sora. I would love to get my nails done too sometimes. Just got no time. Honestly, they're more chaotic than the animals hahahahaha. I can imagine them being wild and Suho got a migraine everytime 😂🤣
MiaFox_117
#4
if exo ran a zoo i would be there everyday why lie!!! just to see the wonders and troubles they get up too would make more then just me day.
atleast your enjoying your weekend. my parents think im still too young to go out and about like that :(
Lucasfatboy
#5
baekhyun go cawww cawww cawww
chanyeol go bruhhh bruhh bruhh
kai go sssss ssss ssss
xiumin go brrr brrrr brrrr
suho go i direct the zoo
sehun go i own you
chen go ladidadida
yixing go wah wah wah
kyungsoo go up down up down
turn that frown upside down
iholdtheskies #6
Nice nails, T! Sounds like a productive Sunday! I haven’t been on here and just logged in because you reminded me to, sorry for being so detached. I love hearing your daily skedaddles with your sister every time we telegram so I’m actually up to date with your life. It’s all very interesting. I’ll go and read your stories now. Say hi to Sora for me :]
taeyeonkin #7
i laughed so hard at the memes.... glad ur day with sora was fun fun fun!!!!!!! i need to go on date with minds too but i cant stand her jks :D i like ur slippers i can imagine it squeaking weeheee