aye even the universe is funny sometimes

its a lame joke b U T 

 

ok we're our buying stuff because i just got a new bedroom set so you gotta have those covers and sht right?

and we're looking and looking and my mom finds the size we're looking for but w a i t theres more

its either 

single

or 

super single

 

and ik its a bad joke but my sis and i went "me" and points at the super single and we start lauGHING and WHEEzing and i cried i bet we looked crazy and my mom was just wondering why in the world were we laughing and the "i gave birth to thESE KIDS?!" look

my ribs still hurt from laughing

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DGNA_Forever
#1
Lol! That's too funny! The thing is, though, my mom is always saying "why don't you find someone and get married? Well, it's because I LOVE being single and living alone lol.
chroma
#2
Read this after seeing the title of your previous blog post... Wow the difference is... dramatic? xD
LocaLina
#3
Self depreciating jokes are what I live for!
St-renaissance
#4
Hold up, is your name Izzyrants like Lizzy Grant? Like Lana Del Rey? That’s brilliant
meowzwrites
#5
This is the kind of joke I laugh at
tiny_smalltiny
#6
That’s so me
Golden-Blood
#7
Lol thats my kind of humor! xD
clumsyninja04
#8
that's funny XD