Ok so bacically Crackhead hours is gonna be me just talking about dumb/funny things that have happened to me.

So I was out on the soccer feild at school and my friend calls me over from the other side of the feild so I run over to her and she points at something on the floor.  it looked like a finger from a glove then my half a braincell realized that it was a .  so  I decided to call my crush over to see it cuz we are really great friends and we do dumb together.  So he came over and saw it then we all tried to figure out whos it was.  He said it was his (as a joke) but I was sure that his pp was the size of a rice grain or smaller.  So then a few minuets we all walked back to the middle of the feild and he was playing soccer (keep in mind that he was a little too strong for a sixth grader) So he comes over to me and my friend with the soccer ball on the floor.  He tried to kick it away but failed and kicked it super hard into my face.  So now my glasses are bent and I have a black eye.  He held both my hands and apologised while laughing and at that moment YALL I THINK I DIED.

The End