Are you that person who posts infinite selfies with ridiculous filters and leaves captions about deep philosophical matters completely unrelated to the picture of your face?

If so, are you by any chance on my feed? I don't know when the invasion happened. It just did. People around me seem to like posting in this style a lot.

Those filters! I hate them. They offend me. My eyes burn. My people on social media, your face is fine without the bug eyes and antennas and doggy tongues and whatever else. You are not a CARTOON. Please chill.

P.S: your face and that message about two roads diverging doesn't match. A face is not a road unless you're talking about how the path of your nose from your nostrils up diverges into two eyes. Even so, neither are 'less travelled by.' Do not insult Frost's poem.

P.P.S: I really like these people in real life. I just wish they'd stop using social media.