Rated For Naughty Words

*Crazy said over the past three years, not in any sensical order*

*this one happened today *

Me: Earth, Air, Fire, Water . . . so [Exo] is singing about D.O, Sehun, Suho and Chanyeol. 

Hubby: Earth makes perfect sense! In mythology, D&D, and World or Warcraft all drawves come from the earth. 

 

*while planning out a trip to Korea (which turned into a trip to Tokyo)*

Hubby: We're going Seoul! Now you can see your Chen and Ren and Dingchow and Kim jogging . . . to the store to get Suho bubble tea and . . . OPPAS AND BON BONS FOR EVERYONE!*

 

*Watching BTS's Dope*

Hubby: *looks at Jungkook* Discount Xiumin!

Me: What? O.o

Hubby: He looks like he could be Xiumin's little brother. 

Me: Uh-huh, and Jin looks like he could be Suho's little brother. They even make dad jokes like each other.

Hubby: Wait . . . oh hell no! I know where this is going. You're going to write a fanfic where the members of Exo ans BTS are brothers and go on a camping trip only to play brother swap and it's going to end in more of your K! I can already see it now.

Me: Are you sure you don't have an AFF account?

(He's convinced that if I ever blogged about this, my readers will ask me to make this a fic).

 

*Again, watching Dope*

Hubby: Asian Gilbert Godfrey!

Me: What?

Hubby: *points to Jhope* He looks like a younger,  Asian Gilbert Godfrey. Don't tell me you can't see it.

Me: I hate you. 

 

*watching Bulletproof*

Hubby: *sees the gun in the video* is that a ing High Point? Are you serious?! 

Me: Well, to be fair, I don't think any of the members have ever shot a-

Hubby: THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE!

*My husband's a gun collector, and to be fair, High Points are truly ty guns*

 

*I forgot what led up to the point of this conversation*

Me: So, you want me to treat you like I want to treat a younger idol?

Hubby: Yeah, but you keep saying you want to pinch their cheeks and make them cookies. Wait, I want you make me cookies.

*he pouted so much I ended up making him cookies.*

 

So, that's what I can think of for now. Maybe I'll add more o to this later.^_^