Let's start with my bias

 

Sun Jong down

-'are you under your clothes?'

-really dumb but it a cute way

-Zelo is his soulmate but no one will notice if he disappears with Himchan for a little bit right?

-jk cereal is his soulmate

-I will never get over the fact that TS debuted him as a rapper

-beautiful underrated voice

-if one more calls him ugly get ready to get Skydive-d

-he might hate you but he's too shy to say it so he'll just ignore you

-lowkey hidden savage

-gay

 

 

Her Chan

-diva

-that one mom who seems cool but doesn't let her kid do anything fun

-so in love with Yongguk

-but a cheater

-probably slept with every member b4

-no he is not fat. Shut your dumb mouth

-too beautiful 

-looking down on you

-probably eats pizza at midnight 

-bap love exposing him

-super gay

 

 

Bang Bang Bang 

-his voice is deeper than your soul

-his lyrics are deeper than his voice

-pray for him and love him he deserves to be happy

-looks (and sounds) scary but secretly adorable 

-the most precious smile

-'the B in B.A.P'

-he'll invite his girlfriend into his T-shirt (Himchan said he'll go into yongguk's t-shirt)

-lowkey wants Himchan to have his kids

-haha no

-he isn't lowkey about it at all

-best leader

-actually a teddy bear

-Zelo scared him with a story about a real teddy bear once

-not that gay

 

 

You aren't Youngjae *hairflip*

-sassy

-annoying af but doesn't care

-says he hates Daehyun but really loves him

-don't tell him he looks like Jimin he'll murder you

-'it says beer but it's apple juice'

-a

-probably watches Mean Girls

-most likely knows every song from Heathers 

-proud of his pretty shoulders

-derp

-always but won't admit it

-gay

 

 

Dae-what-are-u-high-on

-L O U D

-REALLY LOUD

-L

-O

-U

-D

-his favorite pastime is yelling

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-loves Youngjae

-high notesssss

-loves his own thighs 

-pretty gay

-probably listens to Nu'est on repeat

-I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks, I'm outstanding.'

 

 

Ramen

-baby

-but super giant

-loves Jongup's body a little too much 

-raps faster than the speed of light

-sooooooo cute

-thinks he's hot but

-he's just too cute

-noodle obsessed?

-legs longer than B.A.P's hiatus

-it hurts to watch his death in One Shot

-'my tummy hurts'

-probably gay

 

 

B.A.P

-rice

-loud

-talented 

-gay

-that's it