Just Found A Poem I Wrote When I Was 6....

OMG GUYS!

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!

I WAS CLEANING UP MY ROOM, OKAY?

AND THEN WHEN I WAS ARRANGING MY BOOKSHELF, I FOUND THIS PAPER UNDER MY FILES.

IT HAD MY NAME AND CLASS WRITTEN ON THE TOP, AND THE MAIN CONTENT WAS A POEM!

A FREAKING POEM!

AND IF I CALCULATE MY AGE FROM MY CLASS, I WAS ONLY 6 YEARS OLD!

OMG!

MY POEM WHEN I WAS FREAKING 6 YEARS OLD!

I MEAN I STILL WRITE POEMS, BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FIND ONE FROM LONG BACK!

OKAY, JUST REALIZED EVERYTHING'S IN CAPS. SORRY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA RETYPE EVERYTHING.

SO HERE'S WHAT I WROTE BACK THEN:

 

TickyStickFiddlePopsicle

This is a secret recipe I'm willing to share with you.

So here's what you'll need and what you have to do.

Grab yourself the biggest pot you can find.

WARNING: The colors could make you go wild.

 

Chop all the fruits, vegetables and meat.

Blend all the snacks and a few sweets.

Put them into the pot and let it boil.

Stir until the texture looks like muddy soil.

 

Next, get some milk, cheese, yoghurt, too.

Mix it all together, add cocktail juice.

Set it out for about 5 minutes till bubbles start to form.

Add your dairy mixture to the pot, meanwhile nibble on corn.

 

Now, add in as many food coloings you can.

Don't have any? Use paint buckets and then....

Wait till the mixture starts to get thick.

Once that's done, get some popsicle sticks.

 

Just freeze them like you would with an ordinary popsicle recipe.

The flavors, the colors, so unbelieveable and so yummy!

If you encounter someone angry, who is about to scream and yell,

go ahead and treat them your TickyStickyFiddlePopsicle!

 

~Thankyou~

 

Like what?!? What the heck did I write back then?!? I don't know why I find this poem creepy! What kind of recipe is this?!? By the way, don't try this. Just don't. I was 6 years old, I didn't even know what a spatula was. I still don't know much about cooking.... ANYWAYS....

I'm honestly laughing to death, seeing how ridiculous I was back then! Like, who writes a poem about a special popsicle called 'StickyTickyFiddlePopsicle'?!?

Okay, I do. I did, I mean. And I'm so freaking embarrassed right now. But I just wanted to share this with you, so that you can laugh along! My poem-writing skills back then, compared to now, is like the height difference between a giraffe and a mouse (or Jimin and the rest of BTS). I mean, I'm not saying that I'm super good at poems now. But, I'm trying to say that I was horrible back then.

You know what's even crazier? I am NOT throwing this paper away! I'm keeping it! I'm gonna cherish it! I'm gonna keep my childhood memories...through a freaking poem about popsicles.... Ahem, anyways...

Well, I guess that's it? Why am I even doing this? I'm making fun of my own self through a blog on AFF, about my poem from more than 6 years ago....

Welcome to my world.

Bye! {=^-^=}

 

-BTSArmyForever-

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Chiasmuseus
#1
I mean i love it lol
irresistaeble_kookie
#2
wow such art
blissfulcoconuts
#3
THIS IS ACTUALLY SO DAMN GOOD, YOU HAD MORE TALENT AS 6 YEAR OLDER THAN I DID ALL MY LIFE DOVE!
this is so freaking hilarious and cute and kinda reminds me of roald dahl?