*Busts down your door*

“Auals are valid!”

*Jumps through your window*

“Panuals are valid!

*Skydives through your roof*

“Aromantics are valid!”

*Swings from your lights*

“Biuals are valid!”

*Falls through your floor*

“Lesbians are valid!”

*Calls myself an ambulance*

“Gays are valid!”