I am a mammary gland

Yo~ I stole this quiz from JinHootHoot. I figured it was hilarious, so I decided to repost it~ I don't tag one other than Bubblezzzz, but any of my other friends are open to repost it. I just want to see her's xD

[x] – You like cheese.
[] – You hate peanuts.
[x] – You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] – You have farted today. (Don't want to admit it, but sadly, yes. Korean food makes me gassy)
[x] – You have choked on something. (When I was 16, I was taking care of a friend who got her wisdom teeth taken out while her mom was at work and I made a peanut butter sandwhich and it got stuck and I almost died in her kitchen)
[x] – You are a writer.
[x] – You smoke ( I don't smoke weed, but I do smoke occassional hookah)
[x] – You like to swim.
[x] – You have farted more than once today. (I had Korean, so duh)
[x] – You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR =9

[x] – You have lied more than 10 times.
[] – You are an only child.
[x] – You have more than 3 pets. 
[] – You prefer water to other drinks.
[x] – You are an alcoholic.(Not going to lie)
[] – You are under 20 years old.
[] – You are over 25 years old.
[] – You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. 
[] – You like jewelry. 
[x] – Your favorite music genre is rock. 

TOTAL SO FAR =13

[x] – You weigh more than 140 lbs. (Yup. Im a chunkster)
[x] – You like pirates.
[x] – You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (Obviously)
[] – You take a prescription drug every day.
[] – You have a job. 
[x] – You live with your parents.

[x] – You like to eat eggs.
[] – You have a religion.
[] – You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR =18

[x] – You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks. (My stomach doesn't agree to my moms cooking (LOL) so everytime I eat at home; upset stomach)
[x] – You have eaten something odd before.
[x] – You are bad at math.
[x] – You like electronics.
[x] – Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] – You cuss a lot. 
[x] – You believe in aliens. 
[x] – You play video games.
[x] – You have low self-esteem.(Believe me or not, but I do. Andy not so much, but Ashley- Yes)
[] – You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR =27

[x] – You like fire. 
[] – You have fainted or passed out before.
[x] – You have a high school diploma.
[x] – You live in America.
[x] – You use hand sanitizer a lot. (I'm a bio major so I dissect a ton. Like last Wednesday- I was picking bones out of owl poop)
[] – You consider yourself a nerd.
[] – You have tried chewing tobacco.
[] – You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x] – You sleep in the . ;) (I love living at the dorms)

[] – You will tag people to do this. 

TOTAL SO FAR =32

[x] – You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] – You own a stuffed animal. 
[x] – You like watermelon.
[] – You live in Europe.
[x] – You have a for something. 
[x] – You fidget a lot.
[x] – You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[] – You won’t re-post this quiz.
[x] – You have your own personal computer and don’t share one. (Hell naw, people will see this site xD)
[x] – You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR =40

[] – You can cook well. 
[] – You like to party. 
[x] – You are a bad dancer. (I am the Rap Monster amongst friends)
[] – You are a professional dancer.

[x] – You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] – You have a friend that you think is crazy. 
[x] – You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] – You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] – You have run away from something.
[] – You have watched the movie: “X Men 3”

TOTAL SO FAR =46

[] – You like to mix soft drinks together. (Ew, who does that? Like Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper? )
[x] – You have done an odd experiment.
[x] – People have stared at you oddly in public. (My friends are odd, so they say things that get us looks)
[] – Your grandmothers are still alive.
[] – You have a step-mom or dad.
[] – You hate to be tagged.
[] – You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[] – You have a dA subscription. (Tf is dA? )
[] – Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[] – You love to eat candy. 

TOTAL SO FAR =48

[x] – You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] – You love cats.
[] – You got this survey from www.FunQuizNotes.com 
[x] – You have a quirky personality. 
[] – You are a coffee addict. (I like coffee but I don't drink it much)
[] – You live near a body of water. 
[] – You have had a toothache. 
[x] – You currently need to go to the bathroom.
[x] – You use the term: “Epic Fail”.

GRAND TOTAL =53

Add up your total score and post a status like this: “I’m a (Write your answer here)”

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = e.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = y as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty maniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton’s big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

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